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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 75

The most beautiful music in the world is your "own heartbeat"
It gives an assurance that you'll survive even when the whole world leaves you alone.
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 75

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Father is flying a kite. His son is watching him carefully. After some time son says "Dad. Bcoz of da string da kite is not able to go any further higher. "Hearing this, da father smiles n breaks da string. The kite goes higher and then shortly after dat, it comes nd falls on da ground. The child is very dejected nd sad.
The father sits next to him nd calmly explains: "
Son, in life we reach a certain level nd then we feel dat der are certain things that are not letting us grow any further.
 like Home, Family, Culture etc. We feel we want to be free from those strings which we believe are stopping us frm going higher. But, 
remember son.
"That our home , family nd culture are da things that will help us stay stable at da high heights . 
If we try to break away from those strings our condition will be similar to da kite. 
"we'll fall down soon..

Moral: "Never go away frm home culture, family, and relationships as they help keep us stable while we are flying high."

Life is Beautiful 😊
Live up to ur family expectations..💪🏽

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Without your involvement, you can't succeed; With your involvement, you can't fail...

Character  cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened  , ambition inspired, and success achieved 

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Always Follow HALT Method.
Never Take Any Decision When You Are
H-Ungry.....
A-Agry.......
L-Onely......
T-ired........

Follow HALT, You will never Be at FAULT

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"Can you sleep when the wind blows?"

The following story is a superb metaphorical exposition of the level of preparedness.

Years ago, a farmer owned land along the Atlantic seacoast.
He constantly advertised for hired hands. Most people were reluctant to work on farms along the Atlantic.

They dreaded the awful storms that raged across the Atlantic, wreaking havoc on the buildings and crops. As the farmer interviewed applicants for the job, he received a steady stream of refusals.

Finally, a short, thin man, well past middle age, approached the farmer. 'Are you a good farm hand?' the farmer asked him.

'Well, I can sleep when the wind blows,' answered the little man.

Although puzzled by this answer, the farmer, desperate for help, hired him.

The little man worked well around the farm, busy from dawn to dusk, and the farmer felt satisfied with the man's work.

Then one night the wind howled loudly in from offshore.

Jumping out of bed, the farmer grabbed a lantern and rushed next door to the hired hand's sleeping quarters. He shook the little man and yelled, 'Get up! A storm is coming!

Tie things down before they blow away!' The little man rolled over in bed and said firmly, 'No sir. I told you, I can sleep when the wind blows.'

Enraged by the response, the farmer was tempted to fire him on the spot. Instead, he hurried outside to prepare for the storm. To his amazement, he discovered that all of the haystacks had been covered with tarpaulins. The cows were in the barn, the chickens were in the coops, and the doors were barred. The shutters were tightly secured. Everything was tied down. Nothing could blow away. The farmer then understood what his hired hand meant, so he returned to his bed to also sleep while the wind blew.

When you're prepared, spiritually, mentally, and physically, you have nothing to fear. Can you sleep when the wind blows through your life?

The hired hand in the story was able to sleep because he had secured the farm against the storm.

The above story goes on to talk about trials and tribulations in life and if we do our best to understand, accept, and implement the principles learnt by us we will experience a deep sense of security, peace, and joy from within.  
We will then be able to 'sleep when the wind blows.'😊

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An ambitious man should distance himself from these 6 vices - Sleep, Lethargy, Fear, Anger, Laziness and Procrastination

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.................It was their anniversary, and Aarthi was waiting for her husband Rajiv to show up after office in the evening.

Things had changed since their marriage a few years ago, the once cute couple couldn't-live-without-each-other all these years, had turned bitter quarreling for petty issues and stopped talking, living under one roof as strangers.

Fighting over every little thing, both didn't like the way things had changed and Aarthi was waiting to see if Rajiv remembered as it was their anniversary today !!!!!!!

Just as the door bell rang...............she ran to find her husband drenched in rain and smiling with a bunch of flowers in his hand.

The two started to mend and re-live the old days. Making up for fights, then was d plan for champagne, light music as it's raining  !! It was perfect.

But the moment paused when the phone rang..........

Aarthi went to pick it up and it was a man on otherside "Hello ma'am I'm calling from the police station. Is this Mr Rajiv Mehra's number?"

"Yes it is!"

"I'm sorry ma'am; but there was an accident and a man died".

We got this number from his wallet; we need you to come and identify his body."

Aarthi's heart sank.!!! She was shocked!

She said, But my husband is here with me?"

"Sorry ma'am, but the incident took place at 4 pm, when he was boarding the train."

Aarthi was about to lose her conscience.

How could this happen??? !!!!!!!

She had heard about the soul of the person coming to meet a loved one before it leaves !!!!!!

She ran into the other room with tears in her eyes.

He was not there. It was true !!!!!!!!  had he left her for good  ????? !!!!!

Oh God !!! She would have died for another chance to mend with him for every little fight they fought !!!! 

She cried and fell on the floor in pain. She lost her chance !!! Forever !!!!

Suddenly there was a noise from the bathroom, the door opened and Rajiv came out and said "Darling, I forgot to tell you that, my wallet got stolen today while coming in the train"...........on hearing this her heart cried for him and tears rolled down her face with happiness for being alive.

LIFE MIGHT NOT GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE. SO NEVER WASTE A MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN STILL MAKE UP FOR YOUR WRONGS!!!

Let's start making amends.

To parents

To siblings

To relatives

To friends

And many more..........

No one has a promised tomorrow.

Have a wonderful Life with no regrets!

Have a wonderful day....enjoy every single moment from now on....keep smiling 😉😊

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ಗೌತಮ ಬುದ್ಧ
ಯಾರೋ ಬುದ್ಧರನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದರಂತೆ.

1. ವಿಷ ಎಂದರೇನು? 
ಆತ ಬಹು ಸುಂದರ ಉತ್ತರ ನೀಡಿದ - ನಮ್ಮ ಅವಶ್ಯಕತೆಗಿಂತ ಏನು ಹೆಚ್ಚಾದರೂ ಅದು ವಿಷ. ಅದು ಅಧಿಕಾರವಿರಬಹುದು, ಐಶ್ವರ್ಯ, ಹಸಿವು, ದುರಾಸೆ, ಸೋಮಾರಿತನವಿರಬಹುದು, ಪ್ರೇಮ, ಆಕಾಂಕ್ಷೆ, ದ್ವೇಷ ಅಥವಾ ಯಾವುದಾದರೂ ಇರಬಹುದು ...
2. ಭಯ ಎಂದರೇನು? 
ಅನಿಶ್ಚಿತತೆಯನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪದಿರುವುದು. ಆ ಅನಿಶ್ಚಿತತೆಯನ್ನು ನಾವು ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಅದು ಸಾಹಸ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ..!
3. ಅಸೂಯೆ ಎಂದರೇನು? 
ಇನ್ನೊಬ್ಬರಲ್ಲಿನ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯತನವನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪದಿರುವುದು. ಆ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯತನವನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಅದು ಪ್ರೇರಣೆ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ.
4. ಕೋಪ ಎಂದರೇನು? 
ನಮ್ಮ ನಿಯಂತ್ರಣದಾಚೆಯ ವಿಷಯಗಳನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪದಿರುವುದು. ಅವನ್ನು ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಅದು ಸಹಿಷ್ಣುತೆ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ.
5. ದ್ವೇಷ ಎಂದರೇನು? 
ಒಬ್ಬ ಮನುಷ್ಯನನ್ನು ಅವನಿರುವಂತೆಯೇ ಒಪ್ಪದಿರುವುದು . ಆ ಮನುಷ್ಯನನ್ನು ಬೇಷರತ್ತಾಗಿ ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಂಡರೆ ಅದು ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಆಗುತ್ತದೆ.
ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವಿಕೆಗೆ ಸಂಬಂಧಿಸಿದ್ದು. ವಿರೋಧಿಸುವಿಕೆಯು ಒತ್ತಡವನ್ನು ಸೃಷ್ಟಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. ಒಪ್ಪಿಕೊಳ್ಳುವಿಕೆಯು ಒತ್ತಡವನ್ನು ದೂರ ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. 
ಶಾಂತವಾಗಿ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ 

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Help every one so much that even God will wonder whether I "Created" this person in my heaven or he/ she is the one who is "Recreating" me on the Earth..

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BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office

" I'M THE BOSS, 
DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS "

He returns from lunch and finds a slip on his desk:

"Sir, Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants her Poster back at HOME...".😃😝
😊

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The door bell rings in a flat and the woman alone in the house opens the door.

Beggar, "Amma please give me something"

Woman, "here take"

Beggar, "please come out and give"

Woman, "OK"

Beggar, "Ha Ha Ha Ha I am Ravan"

Woman, "Ha Ha Ha I  am not Sita, I am the kaamwali."

Beggar, "Ha Ha ,even better, I still regret carrying away Sita, Mandodari will be happy, we want a maid. I am going to kidnap you."

Woman, "Ha Ha Ha Only Ram came searching for Sita.
 If I am missing, all the people in the building will come searching for me..."

Maid in India 😊
Jai sreeRam

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