SMS Jokes , Quotes , Funny texts - page 5

Which end
SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 5

Son : Daddy , today I got punished at school ?
Dad : why ?
Son : My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying - at the end of this scale there is an idiot
I just asked 'which end' ?

This is unbeatable !!!😂 School teacher sent home a note..:.. ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” Mother sent a note back: ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem.

File transfer
A girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought. She told that u have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop... Salesman:Madam, can u pls try in front of me? Now this is what she did: 1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected COPY option. 2) Disconnected d mouse. 3)Took that mouse carefully & connected to d new laptop. 4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED on the spot!!!! Enna ma epdi panreengale ma..

It was a Sports Stadium... 8 boys were standing on a track for racing. Ready ! Steady ! Bang ! With sound of Pistol all boys started running. Hardly had they covered 10 to 15 steps, 1 boy slipped & fell. He started crying due to pain. When other 7 Boys heard him, all of them STOPPED running.. STOOD for a while, turned BACK & RAN towards him. All the 7 Boys LIFTED the Boy, pacified him, joined hands together, walked together & reached WINNING Post. Officials were shocked. Many Eyes were filled with tears. It happened sometime ago at Pune. Race was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health... All participants were Mentally RETARDED. What did they teach ? Teamwork, Humanity, Sportsman spirit, Love, Care, & Equality.. We Surely can NEVER Do this, because... We have Brains.... We have Ego... We have Attitude One of best messages I've received

When you say, "Mom, 4 dosas will be enough for me.", she will bring you 5..🍛🍛🍛 When you're out, she will call you once in an hour.⏰📞⏰📞⏰ When there are 3 apples and your family has 4 members, mom will say, "I don't like apples".🍎🍎🍎🍎 When you go to sleep with no blankets, you will definitely wake up with one. 😴😇😴😇😴😇 When you're going away to another city or country, she will pack you a bunch of snacks specially made for you. Then she will tell you, "Don't give all snacks to your friends. Eat it yourself."🍯🍪🍯🍪🍯 When coming back home after a long day, the first thing your mom would say, "Come and have dinner"⏰🍛
Gonna study at midnight? Don't worry. Mom will make you tea, coffee or whatever snack you want and she will never complain about losing her sleep.
If it's for her children, mom will go to a temple no matter how far it is or how long it will take.🙏🙏🙏 Conclusion: At times, you may not like her.😪 You may get irritated by her. 😖😠😫 You may even abandon her. 😷😏😑🙈 But a mom will always be a mom. And you will always be her 👶child👶✨ She will never stop loving you..😍😍😍 No one in this world can take a mom's place...not even God. Dedicated to all the lovely moms on earth and in heaven❤❤❤... If u lv ur mom tn forward dis to ur friends
The love story of Kamlesh and Kavita. Kamlesh and Kavita were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Kavita promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Kavita's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Kavita the news she said: 'Kavita, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Kamlesh hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Kavita replied (you'll love this) . 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry

Cracker of d day. Someone asked an old man, “At 70yrs, u still cal ur wife . …Darling.., jaan…, janu…., sweety…, baby…., Honey….., Luv….!!!!” What is the secret of this love??? Dhamaaka answer by Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago…….. & I’m scared to ask her.

A very emotional quote by Bill Gates !! Attachment is not when two people chat day & night ... Attachment is not when two people can't live without each other ... Attachment is not when two people can't stay away from each other for a moment ... But when the Boss sends an email to you with subject as 'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing ... That missing file is called Attachment ... !!

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