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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 79

Biggest lies ever told in india..

Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 79
😜Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. 😜Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs/Law schools/DU etc., your life is set. 😜Start preparing for your PG/MBA/USMLE/UPSC/GRE/GMAT/GATE etc. otherwise your friend will get the job and you'll be left behind in the race. Once you're settled, you can enjoy as much as you want. 😜You're settled now and the only logical step is to get married. If you don't do it before 30, you'll be considered 'old' and your marriage prospects will diminish. You can enjoy later. 😜Since now you have kids, you need to earn more and work extra to secure their future. Your entire life is left for you to pursue your passions. 😜Now your kid is in class X and you start with the lies, all over again, thus completing the circle of life. *********

ಈಶ್ವರ : ಪಾರ್ವತಿ... ಪಾರ್ವತಿ, ಎಲ್ಲಿ ನನ್ನ ತ್ರಿಶೂಲ.....😡😡?

ಪಾರ್ವತಿ : ನನ್ಗೆ ಏನ್ ಗೊತ್ರೀ???ಕೇಳಿ ನಿಮ್ಮಗ ಗಣೇಶನ್ನ,ಅವ್ನೇ ತೊಗೊಂಡ್ಹೋದ😒
ಈಶ್ವರ :ಯಾಕಂತೆ...???😡

ಪಾರ್ವತಿ : ಯಾರೋ ನೈವೇದ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ''ಮ್ಯಾಗಿ'' ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರಂತೆ....😜😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂

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Murphy's First Law for Wives_:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

_Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:_
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed.

_The Salary Axiom:_
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

_Miller's Law of Insurance:_
Insurance covers everything except what happens.

_First Law of Living_:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

_Weiner's Law of Libraries:_
There are no answers, only cross-references.

_Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness_:
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

_The Grocery Bag Law:_
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

And Here goes the last one !!

_Lampner's Law of Employment:_
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !

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ಯಾರನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟದ ಭಟ್ಟರು ವಿಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ,ಗಗನಸಖಿಯನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟಿದರು.....
ಯಾಕೆಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಅಂತರಿಕ್ಷದಲ್ಲಿ ಹುಡುಗಿಯರು ದೇವಕನ್ಯೆಗೆ ಸಮಾ ಎಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು,,😀😀😀😀

ಯಾರ ಹತ್ರಾನೂ ನೀರನ್ನು ಮುಟ್ಟದ ಭಟ್ಟರು ವಿಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಪೆಪ್ಸಿ-ಕೋಲಾ ಕುಡಿದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು.... ಏಕೆಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ  ಭೂ ಸ್ಪರ್ಶವಾಗದ ನೀರು ಅಮೃತಕ್ಕೆ ಸಮಾ ಎಂದು ಬಿಟ್ಟರು .....
😂😂😂😂

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Departure Instructions Note from 
Wife to Husband...

I am going to My Mom's Place for 6-7 days with kids &
These are the instructions and warning for you. . ⤵⤵⤵

1 - No need to call your friends and cousins. 
Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath the sofa... 🍕🍕👫👬

2 - Don't forget mobile on the soap holder in the bathroom like last time... 
Why would anyone need a mobile in the bathroom.?? 📱📱🛀🚾

3 - Keep your specs in the box.. 
Last time around it was found in the refrigerator. 👓👓

4 - Salary already paid to maid. 
No need to be extra generous. 👯👯

5 - Don't disturb neighbors early in the morning asking if they have got newspaper or not?? 
Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. 
And our laundry person and milkman are also different. 📰📰🏠🏠

6 - Your Underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side are kid's...
Like last time, don't say I was uncomfortable at work.... 🏃🏃

7 - All reports have been checked and you are alright.  
No need to go to that lady doctor again and again.  👩💉💊

8 - My sister and Bhabhi's birthdays have  gone last month which you already attended.  
No need to go to them at midnight and wish belated happy birthday.. 🎂🎁💏

9 - Have cut off WiFi for 10 days. 
So sleep early.... 😴😴😴

10 - Stop smiling and being happy... 
as Mrs. Khanna, Mrs. Avasthi, Mrs. Kulkarni, Mrs. Trivedi, Mrs. Ansari, Mrs. Rastogi, Mrs. Chatteerjee... 
They all will be out of station in this period.... 💃💃💃

And last but not the least.

11 - Don't try to be oversmart.. 
I will be back anytime 
without informing you 
👊👊👊😝😎😎😎

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Law of the Garbage Truck 🚛

This has to be one of the best messages I have   received because  when you sit and think about it.... It is so true!   
 
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took  off for the airport. We were driving in the  right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in  front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded  and missed the other car by just  inches!

The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started  yelling at us.  My taxi driver just smiled and waved at  the guy. I mean, he was really friendly. 

So I asked, 'Why did you just do  that? This guy could almost ruin your car  and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'Law of the Garbage  Truck'   

He explained that many people are like  garbage trucks. They run around full of  garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointments. As and when  their  garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you.

Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move  on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to  other people at work, at home, or on the streets. The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their  day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you  right. Pray for the ones who don't.
 
Life is 10  %  what you make it.
 
AND
 
90 %  how you take it!
 
Have a garbage-free Life 😄😊☺💯✌👌

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ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊಲಿಯುವವರ ಬಳಿ ಅತಿ ಮುಖ್ಯವಾದ ಎರಡು ಉಪಕರಣಗಳಿರಲೇಬೇಕು.

ಒಂದು ಸೂಜಿ, ಇನ್ನೊಂದು ಕತ್ತರಿ. ಇವೆರಡೂ ಜೊತೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುವುದಾದರೂ ಇವೆರಡರ ಸ್ವಭಾವ ಮಾತ್ರ ವಿರುದ್ಧ.

ಕತ್ತರಿ ಬಟ್ಟೆಯನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿ ತುಂಡು ತುಂಡು ಮಾಡುತ್ತದೆ. ಆದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಆ ತುಂಡುಗಳನ್ನು ಜೋಡಿಸಿ ಒಂದುಗೂಡಿಸುತ್ತದೆ. 

ಕತ್ತರಿಗೆ ಹೋಲಿಸಿದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಅತಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕ ವಸ್ತು. ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕವಾಗಿ ಇದರಿಂದ ಒಂದು ನೀತಿ ಸಿಕ್ಕುತ್ತದೆ.

ಕೆಲವರು ಕತ್ತರಿಯಂತೆ ತಮಗೆ ಬೇಡವಾದುದನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿ ವಿಭಜಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ. 

ಅದು ಸಮಾಜವಾಗಬಹುದು. ಸಂಸ್ಥೆಯಾಗಬಹುದು. ಸಂಸಾರವೇ ಆಗಬಹುದು. ಸ್ನೇಹವೂ ಆಗಬಹುದು. 


ಕತ್ತರಿಯ ಹರಿತಕ್ಕೆ ಒಳಗಾದವರು ದುಃಖಿಸುತ್ತಲೇ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ತುಂಡಾಗುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ. 

ಆದರೆ ಸೂಜಿ ಚಿಕ್ಕದಾದರೂ ಕೆಲಸ ನಿಧಾನವಾದರೂ ತುಂಡಾದುದನ್ನು ಹೊಲಿದು ಜೋಡಿಸುವಂತೆ, ಸಜ್ಜನರು ವಿಭಜಿತರನ್ನು ಒಂದುಗೂಡಿಸಲು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತಾರೆ. 

ಆದುದರಿಂದ ನಾವು ಸೂಜಿಯಂತಾಗಬೇಕು. ಕತ್ತರಿಯಂತಾಗಬಾರದು. 

ಇದೇ ಸಾಮಾಜಿಕ ನೀತಿ. 

ಇದನ್ನು ತಿಳಿದು ಬದುಕೋಣ. 

ಮನುಷ್ಯನದು ಸ್ವಂತದ್ದು ಏನಿದೆ? 

ಜನ್ಮ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ನೀಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ ..!
ಹೆಸರು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ.
ಶಿಕ್ಷಣ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ..
ಕೆಲಸವು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ..
ನಾಳೆ ಸ್ಮಶಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಬೇರೆಯವರೇ ಹೊತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಾರೆ..! 


ಹಾಗಾದರೆ,
ವ್ಯರ್ಥ ಅಹಂಕಾರ ಏಕೆ..?
ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಕರ್ಮದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಯೋಚಿಸಬೇಕಲ್ಲವೇ...?

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 78

F-E-A-R has two meanings 
Forgot Everything And Run
Or
Face Everything And Rise 
The Choice is yours.

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जीवन मे सफल होना है तो पांच वाक्यों को कचरे के डिब्बे मे डाल दो। 

1, लोग क्या कहेंगे ? 
2, मुझसे नहीं होगा। 
3, मेरा मुड़ नही है।
4, मेरी किस्मत खराब है।
5, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं हैं।

हमेशा कहते रहिये की में सर्वश्रेष्ठ हु, में सब कुछ कर सकता हु और मेरा भगवान हमेशा मेरे साथ है।
और फिर चमत्कार देखिये।

आपका दिन मंगलमय हो। 

Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 78*********

Manager told a joke. Everyone in the team laughed except one guy...

Manager asks him- Didn't you understand my Joke????

The guy replied- I'm on notice period.!!

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A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"

152 Likes and 1 comment.

Friend's Comment: 
"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya??!"😂

Status deleted. ..:- !!!!😂😂😂😂. . . . .

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टीचर: बेटा अगर सच्चे दिल से प्रार्थना की जाए तो वो जरूर सफल होती है।
.
पप्पू: रहने दो सर, अगर ऐसा होता तो आप मेरे सर नहीं ससुर होते।

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Law College. 

Professor: if you have to give an orange, what will you say?

Student: take this orange.

Prof: no. Tell like a lawyer.

Student: I Ramakrishna son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka do here by solemnly affirm and voluntarily and consciously declare out of my volition and without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence that I'm giving this fruit called orange on which I have absolute right, title and interest along with its peel, juice,seed and pulp. 
I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel,store in freeze or eat it. 
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice,seed or pulp to any one whosoever.
I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship  with this orange will cease to exist.

Prof: My lord, where is your feet.... 

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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India?'
 
Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?'

The waiter said, 'I won't be knowing, but I will ask the chef. After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later and said, 'No sir, no Indian Jews.'
 
Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.
 
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere.'

The waiter returned and said, 'The Chef and the Captain my boss and they all say there is no Indian Jews.'
 
'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!' 
  
Listen you idiots , I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews!   

No Indian Jews OK!!!!!???!!

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WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
 👍     👍     👍     👍

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT????
😳😳😳😳

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND????
😣😣😣😣

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE????
😱😱😱😱

In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS????
😡😡😡😡

If money doesn't grow on TREES, then why do BANKS have BRANCHES?
😆😆😆😆

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE????
😭😭😭😭

Why do you still call it a BUILDING, when its already BUILT????
😨😨😨😨

If it is true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for????
😆😆😆😆

If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE, 
why do bars have PARKING lots????
😲😲😲😲

If all the nations in the world are in DEBT,
where did all the MONEY go????
😧😧😧😧

When dog food is new with improved TASTE, who TESTS it????
😈😈😈😈

If the "Black Box" flight recorder Is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff????
🙀🙀🙀🙀

Who copyrighted
the copyright symbol????
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Can you cry under water?
😂😭😂😭

Why do people say "You've been working like a dog," when dogs just sit around all day????
😆😆😆😆

We all are living in a seriously funny world!!!!
😝😜😆😛

So Enjoy!!!! 😊😊😊😊

Don't laugh alone pass it on.
Hope this will make you laugh and think!!!!

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😂😂😂😂
⛔DIVORCE vs. MURDER🚫
A nice, calm & respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes & said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide❗
The pharmacist asked😥 "Why in the world do you need cyanide❓
 
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband❗
 
The pharmacist's eyes😳got big & he explained, "Lord have mercy❗I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law.  I'll lose my license❗They'll throw both of us in jail❗All kinds of bad things will happen.  Absolutely not❗You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce"❗
 
The lady reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband with the pharmacist's wife.
 
The pharmacist looked at the picture & said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription"❗❗❗
😝😝😜😜😂😂😂😆😆😆

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 71

ನಾನು ನಾನೇ ನಾನೆನುತ್ತೆ ಕಿರಿಕೊಡದ ನೀರ್ ।
ಗಾನಗೆಯ್ವುದು ಹೆಮ್ಮೆಯಿಂ ಕಡಲ ಮರೆತು ॥
ನೂನದಿಂದೆಲ್ಲವನುವಬ್ಧಿಯೊಳಗದನಿರಿಸೆ ।
ಮೌನವದು ಮಣ್ಕರಗಿ – ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ॥

The water in the little pot will make a lot of noise. It will sing merrily having forgotten about the ocean. The water of the ocean on the other hand will speak a lot by its silence. If you put the pot into the sea, the mud dissolves and the water from the pot will unite with water outside and become silent.” – Mankutimma
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 71

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A girl at bustop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation she told " i love u"

Man placed his hand on her head: " this love and infatuation all are nothing,
Go back to ur home and study hard so that u can lead a successful life"

Man then placed a piece of paper in her hand:" i have written some wisdom for you.read before u sleep" and went away..

Girl went back to hostel with tears and before sleep she opens the paper.

"Are you blind?my wife was standing behind me..anyways this is my number call me anytime..by the way.. i love u too!"

MEN ARE MEN..

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"You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind." 
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to launch you into something great." 

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This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: 
*What do women really want?*

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus: 
"What a woman really wants?"

She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him.

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer?" She asked him. "BEUATIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with?

(If you are a man reading this) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

And Lancelot's choice is given below...

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now, what is the moral to this  

The moral is...

1. There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It's how a man manages it

2. If you let a woman decide on her own she gives u d best. but if u force her with ur decisions she becomes a witch.

So, be careful how you treat a woman

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ಪೊಲಿಟೀಕಲ್ ಲವ್ ಲೆಟರ್❤📩

ಪ್ರಿಯೆ ನೀನು 'ಬಿಜೆಪಿ' ಜೊತೆ ಸೇರಿ ನಂಗೆ 'ಹೂವು' ಕೊಟ್ರೂ ಓಕೆ🌷
'ಜೆಡಿಎಸ್' ಸೇರಿ ನಂಗೆ 'ಹುಲ್ಲು' ಕೊಟ್ರೂ ಓಕೆ...🌾
ಆದ್ರೆ ಕಾಂಗ್ರೆಸ್ ಜೊತೆ ಸೇರಿ 'ಕೈ' ಮಾತ್ರ ಕೊಡ್ಬೇಡ✋🏿

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What ?? Alcohol ban in my Kerala ! This is zimbly terrible. Today I will take an otto, go to the temble and ask G od why he did thiz in hiz own kentry?? I ask all my ungles and aunthies to take all their meney and shift to Gelf and Thhubai immediately !

Enough of Sardar jokes……Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax.

2) Where did the Malayali study?     
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.                            

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.                          

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait? 
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'.     

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where ".

17) Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.

Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free sample of  kokanet oil.                   
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....😋😜😝😛😙
ALL KUTTIES KERALIES ENJOY ,,,,,,,,,,

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ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ಒಂದು ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ 🏛⛪🕌

ವಾಟ್ಸಾಪ್ ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ದೇವತೆ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ ॐ☪✝

ಗ್ರೂಪ್ ಮಾಡಿದವರು ಪೂಜಾರಿ ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ 🔔

ಸಂದೇಶ ಕಳುಹಿಸುವವರು  ದಾನಿಗಳು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ


ಓದಿ ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ರಿಪ್ಲೈ ಮಾಡುವವರು ಭಕ್ತರು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ

ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕಳುಹಿಸಿದ್ದನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ ಓದುತ್ತಾ, ತಾವು ಮಾತ್ರ ಏನನ್ನೂ ಕಳುಹಿಸದವರು ದೇವಸ್ಥಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ನಡೆಸುವ "ಅನ್ನ ಸಂತರ್ಪಣೆಗೆ" ದಿನಾ ಹಾಜರಿ ಹಾಕುವವರು ಇದ್ದಂಗೆ !   😂😂😂 

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दुनिया में धोखा आम बात है।

अब Suraj को ही देख लो

आता है Kiran के साथ
…
रहता है Roshni के साथ

और जाता है Sandhya के साथ।

और
आज Varsha भड़क गयी,

 तो छिप गया कहीं जा के
Megha के साथ 

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GRATITUDE CAN CHANGE DESTINY

There was a small bird living in a desert. 
With no sign of greenery the bird use to hop around on the hot sand through the day. 

An angel while on his way to God saw the little bird and felt pity. 
He went and asked 
“O little bird! What are you doing in this hot desert? Can I do something for you?” 

The little bird said,
 “I am very pleased with my life, but this heat is unbearable. Both my feet are getting burnt. Only if there was a tree here, I’d be delighted”. 

Angel said,
 “Growing a tree in the middle of desert is beyond my scope. I am   going to meet God, let me speak to Him and ask if He could fulfill your desire”.

Angel asked God, if he could help the bird. God said, 
“I could grow a tree, but her destiny doesn’t allow it. And I can’t change that. However, you can give her my message, which will help her survive the heat. Ask her to hop with one foot at a time. That way she can rest the other one for a while and change foot often. This way only one of her foot will have to bear the heat and other one will be able to rest and recover. Also tell her to remember all the good
things that have happened in her life and be thankful to God for that. 

Angel came back to where the bird was and gave her this message from God.
 The bird was delighted by the idea and thanked him for the effort he made to make her comfortable.
After a few days, 
Angel was crossing the same desert and thought of checking on the little bird. 
He saw the bird sitting on big green tree, right in the middle of the desert.
 Angel was happy to see the bird in comfort but was very disappointed with God who suggested that there was no tree in this bird’s destiny. 
He went to meet God and told Him the whole story.
 God replied,
 “I never lied to you. There was no tree in the bird’s destiny. However, after you gave her my message, which asked her to be grateful to God for the kind things, she did put those words to action. She remembered every possible thing from her life and thanked God with a pure heart. I was moved with her feeling of gratitude and that’s what made me change her destiny”. 

Angel was pleased with the answer.
A small gratitude can bring so much in our lives."

Always thank God 

And

Stay blessed

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A genie appeared in the dream of a woman. 
"Whatever you want, just ask " it said.

"My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours."

"And then ..?"

"He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me."

"And then?"

"He should never sleep without me by his side."

"And then ..?"

"When he wakes up in the morning he should only see my face first."

"And then ..?"

"He should not go anywhere without me."

"And then ..?"

"If there is even a single scratch on me, he should go crazy with grief."

"And then ..?"

"That's it."

And, bingo, the genie turned the woman into 






a Samsung 📱Android phone!😈😈😈😈

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It's  Perception...

THE SITUATION:

 In Washington, DC, at a Metro Station, on a cold January morning in 2007, this man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time, approximately 2,000 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After about 3 minutes, a middle-aged man noticed that there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds, and then he hurried on to meet his schedule.

About 4 minutes later:

The violinist received his first dollar. A woman threw money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to walk.

At 6 minutes: 

A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.

At 10 minutes:

A 3-year old boy stopped, but his mother tugged him along hurriedly.  The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head the whole time.  This action was repeated by several other children, but every parent — without exception — forced their children to move on quickly.

At 45 minutes:

The musician played continuously. Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while.  About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace.  The man collected a total of $32.

After 1 hour: 

He finished playing and silence took over.  No one noticed and no one applauded.  There was no recognition at all. 

 No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world.  He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.  Two days earlier, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged over $100 each to sit and listen to him play the same music.

This is a true story. Joshua Bell, playing incognito in the D.C. Metro Station, was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities. 

This experiment raised several questions: 

In a common-place environment, at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?

If so, do we stop to appreciate it?

Are we able to recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made . . .

How many other things are we missing as we rush through life?

Enjoy life NOW . . . it has an expiry date!
😊👍💐

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Simply beautiful....
Pls take two minutes to read.

Dr. Mark, a well-known cancer specialist, was
once on his way to an important conference in another city, where he was going to be honoured by an award in the field of medical research.

He was very excited to attend the conference
and was desperate to reach as soon as possible.

He had worked long and hard on his research and felt his efforts deserved the award he was about to obtain.

However, two hours after the plane took off,
 the plane made an emergency landing at the nearest airport due to some technical snag. 

Afraid, that he wouldn't make it in time for the conference, 
Dr. Mark, immediately went to the reception counter and found that the next flight to the destination was after ten hours. 

The receptionist suggested him, to rent a car and drive down to the conference city which was only four hours drive.

Having no other choice, he agreed to the idea, despite his hatred for driving long distances.

Dr. Mark rented a car and started the journey.

However, 
Soon after he started, the weather suddenly changed and a heavy storm began. 

The pouring rain made it very difficult to see the road and missed a turn he was supposed to take.

After two hours of driving, he was convinced, he was lost. 

Driving in the heavy rain on a deserted road, feeling hungry and tired, he frantically began to look for any sign of civilization. 

After some time, he finally came across a small tattered house. 

Desperate, he got out of the car and knocked on the door. 
A lady opened the door.

He explained the situation and asked her if he could use her telephone.

However, the lady told him that she doesn't have a phone or any electronic gadget but told him to come inside and wait till the weather improved.

Hungry, wet and  exhausted, the doctor accepted her kind offer and walked in. 

The lady gave him hot tea and something to eat. He was feeling relaxed.

The lady requested him to join her for prayer. 

But, Dr. Mark smiled and said that he believed in hard work
only and told her to continue with her prayers.

Sitting on the chair,
doctor watched the woman sitting in the dim light of candles as she prayed next to what appeared to be a small baby crib.

Every time she finished a prayer, she would start another one.

Dr. felt that, the woman is in need of some help, and spoke to her as soon as she finished her prayers.

The doctor asked her, what exactly she wanted from the God, and enquired if she thought God will ever listen to her prayers.
He further asked about the small child in the crib for whom she was apparently praying.

The lady gave a sad smile and said that the child in the crib is her
son who is suffering from a rare type of cancer and there is only one doctor Mark, who can cure him but she doesn't have money to afford his fees and moreover, Dr Mark lives in another far off town. 

She said that God will certainly answer her prayer one day and will create some way out one day and added that she will not allow her fears to overcome her faith.

Stunned and speechless Dr Mark was in tears, which were rolling down his cheeks. 

He whispered, God is great !
and recollected the
sequence of events.

there was malfunction in the plane, 
a thunderstorm hit,
lost his way; 
and all this happened, because, God not only just answer her prayers, but also gave him a chance to come out of materialistic world and spare some time to help the poor hapless people, who have nothing but rich prayers !!!

Always be prepared to do, 
What God has prepared you for...

"There are no accidental things in Life" 
Everything happens for a reason...

😘

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 70

       Who says we don't exercise?

We 'Jump' to conclusions...
We 'Throw' our weight around...
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 70
We 'Twist' the truth... We 'Stretch' the lies... We 'Bend' the rules... We 'Push' our luck... We 'Lift' our egos... We 'Run' from tough situations... We are absolutely fit...!!! But still, we're fat because we eat our words so often !!

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" ಕ್ಯೆಲಾಸ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಕಾಯಕ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಧರ್ಮ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ದಯೆ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಅರಿವು ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆಚಾರ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಅಧಿಕಾರ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅಭಿಮಾನ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಆಸ್ತಿ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಸನ್ಮಾನ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಸಂಸ್ಕಾರ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಹಣ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಗುಣ    
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಮನೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ. ಮನಸ್ಸು
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ವಿದ್ಯೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅನುಭವ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು..

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Two managers were walking through a jungle. 
They saw a hungry tiger. 
One of the guys started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run. 
The other asked, "Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?" 
He replied, "I don't have to run faster than the tiger; 

I just have to run 







faster than you!!" 

That's today's CORPORATE WORLD.🎊🎉💥💦💨

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एक चिन्तन :-
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मैंने एक फूल से कहा. ..!
कल तुम मुरझा जाओगे
फिर क्यों मुस्कुराते हो?
व्यर्थ में
यह ताजगी किसलिए लुटाते हो?
फूल चुप रहा -
इतने में एक तितली आई
पल भर आनंद लिया, उड गई,
एक भौंरा आया
गान सुनाया, सुगंध बटोरी,
और आगे बढ गया,
एक मधुमक्खी आई
पल भर भिनभिनाई
पराग समेटा,
और झूमती गाती चली गई,
खेलते हुए एक बालक ने स्पर्श सुख लिया, रूप-लावण्य निहारा,
मुस्कुराया और खेलने लग गया|
तब फूल बोला-
|| मित्र ||
क्षण भर को ही सही
मेरे जीवन ने कितनों को सुख दिया
क्या तुमने भी कभी ऐसा किया?
कल की चिन्ता में
आज के आनंद में विराम क्यो करूँ!
माटी ने जो
रूप, रंग, रस, गंध दिए
उसे बदनाम क्यो करूँ!
मैं हँसता हूँ
क्योंकि
हँसना मुझे आता है,
मैं खिलता हूँ
क्योंकि
खिलना मुझे सुहाता है,
मैं मुरझा गया तो क्या
कल फिर एक नया फूल खिलेगा
न कभी मुस्कान रुकी हैं,
न......ही
सुगंध
जीवन तो एक सिलसिला है
इसी तरह चलेगा |
"जो आपको मिला है उस में खुश रहिये
और शुक्रिया कीजिए सभी का..
क्योंकि आप जो जीवन जी रहे हैं
वो जीवन कई लोगों ने देखा तक नहीं है । "
"खुश रहिये,
मुस्कुराते रहिये और अपनों को भी खुश रखिए ................................

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After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.

Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage
"Truth"

Truth no 1 : 
nobody is real in this world except Mother..  
😊
Truth no. 2 : 
a poor person has no friends..  
😊
Truth no. 3 : 
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..  
😊
Truth no 4 : 
people respect the money not the person..  
😊
Truth no 5 : 
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !    
😊
Truth no 6 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"   
😊
Truth no 7 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
 "when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".  
😊
Truth no 8 : 
 IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
&
 "Your attitude" when you have everything...

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"ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂಬ ಅದ್ಭುತ" 
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ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಂಬನಿ 
ಕಂಡಷ್ಟು ನಮಗೆ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರಹನಿ 
ಕಾಣುವುದೇ ಇಲ್ಲ..! 

ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ನಮ್ಮ 
ಮನೆಯ ಕಾಮಧೇನು ! 
ಬೇಡಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲ ನೀಡಲೇ 
ಬೇಕಾದ ಕಲ್ಪವೃಕ್ಷ ! 

ಅಪ್ಪ ಅತ್ತಿದ್ದು.. 
ಕಂಡವರು ಕಡಿಮೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪ ನೋವುಗಳಿಲ್ಲದ 
ಸಮಚಿತ್ತ ಸರದಾರ ! 

ಹಬ್ಬ ಸಂತಸಗಳಲಿ 
ರೇಷ್ಮೆಸೀರೆ ಹೊಸಬಟ್ಟೆ 
ತೊಡಿಸಿ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಿಸುವ 
ಅಪ್ಪನುಡುಗೆ ಗಮನಿಸಿದವರಾರು?! 

ಧರೆಯ ನಿತ್ಯ ಪೊರೆವ 
ಅಂಬರದಂತೆ ತಂದೆ 
ಸತಿಸುತರ ಹಗಲಿರುಳು 
ಕಾಯ್ವ ವಾತ್ಸಲ್ಯಧಾರೆ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನ ಮಡಿಲಿಂದ 
ಕೈಹಿಡಿದು ನಮ್ಮನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ 
ಹೆಗಲಿಗೇರಿಸಿ ಲೋಕ 
ತೋರಿಸಿದ ಮಾರ್ಗದರ್ಶಕ ! 

ನೋವು-ಬೇವು ನಿರಾಸೆ 
ಸಂಸಾರದೊತ್ತಡಗಳ.. 
ಹಾಲಾಹಲವನೆಲ್ಲ ನುಂಗಿ 
ನಗುವ ನೀಲಕಂಠ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನೆಂದರೆ ಮಮತೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ಭದ್ರತೆ ! 
ಸದಾ ಮಡದಿ-ಮಕ್ಕಳ 
ಭವಿಷ್ಯಕಾಗಿ   
ಮುಡುಪಿಟ್ಟು ಬೆಳಗುವ 
ಕರ್ಪೂರದ ಹಣತೆ !
ಹಬ್ಬಕ್ಕೆ  ಹೊಸ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಕೊಡಿಸಿ
ಸಂಬ್ರಮಿಸುತಿದ್ದ ಅಪ್ಪನ ತೊಗಲ ಮೇಲಿದ್ದ
ಹರಿದ ಬನಿಯನ್    
ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಕಾಣಲೇಯಿಲ್ಲ

ಹೊಸ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಶೂ ಹಾಕಿಸಿ 
ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಕಳಿಸುವಾಗ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಅವಾಯಿ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ 
ಎಂದೋ ಹರಿದು ಹೋದದ್ದು 
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಕೂಡಿ ಉಣುವಾಗ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ತೃಪ್ತಿಯಾಗಲಿ 
ಎಂದು ಅರ್ಧ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕೈತೊಳೆದ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಹಸಿವು ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಮಗಳು ತವರು ಬಿಡುವಾಗ
ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಣ್ಣೀರ ಮುಂದೆ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಗಟ್ಟಿ ಎದೆ ಬಿರಿದು ಮೌನವಾದದ್ದು 
ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 

ಅವ್ವನ ಮಮತೆಯ ಹೊರತೆಯಲಿ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರು ಉಕ್ಕಿದ್ದು 
ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 
ಎದೆಯಾಳದ ಬಿಗಿತ
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಅಪ್ಪಾ ಯು.ಆರ್ ಗ್ರೇಟ್.

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Baby giraffes never go to school. But they learn a very important lesson rather early in life. A lesson that all of us would do well to remember.

The birth of a baby giraffe is quite an earth-shaking event. The baby falls from its mother's womb, some eight feet above the ground. It shrivels up and lies still, too weak to move.

The mother giraffe lovingly lowers her neck to smooch the baby giraffe. And then something unbelievable happens. She lifts her long leg and kicks the baby giraffe, sending it flying up in the air and tumbling down on the ground.

As the baby lies curled up, the mother kicks the baby again and again until the baby giraffe, still trembling and tired, pushes its limbs and for the first time learns to stand on its feet.

Happy to see the baby standing on its own feet, the mother giraffe comes over and gives it yet another kick. The baby giraffe falls one more time, but now quickly recovers and stands up.

Mama Giraffe is delighted. She knows that her baby has learnt an important lesson:

Never mind how hard you fall, always remember to pick yourself up and get back on your feet.

Why does the mother giraffe do this? She knows that lions and leopards love giraffe meat. So unless the baby giraffe quickly learns to stand and run with the pack, it will have no chance of survival

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A flower doesn't think of competing with the flower next to it. 
It just blooms....
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Living with God is true Education, 
Living for God is true Devotion,
Living in God is true Spirituality...
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✒SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN THESE 10 BEAUTIFUL LINES. READ and TRY to UNDERSTAND the DEEPER MEANING of THEM.
  
📎 1). PRAYER is not a "spare wheel" that YOU PULL OUT when IN trouble, but it is a "STEERING WHEEL" that DIRECT the RIGHT PATH THROUGHOUT LIFE. 

 📎2). Why is a CAR'S WINDSHIELD so LARGE & the REAR VIEW MIRROR so small? BECAUSE our PAST is NOT as IMPORTANT as OUR FUTURE. So, LOOK AHEAD and MOVE ON. 


📎3). FRIENDSHIP is like a BOOK. It takes a FEW SECONDS to BURN, but it TAKES YEARS to WRITE.
 

📎4). All THINGS in LIFE are TEMPORARY. If they are GOING WELL, ENJOY them, they WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. If they are going wrong, don't WORRY, THEY CAN'T LAST LONG EITHER. 

📎5). Old FRIENDS are GOLD! NEW friends are DIAMONDS! If you GET a DIAMOND, DON'T FORGET the GOLD! To HOLD a DIAMOND, you ALWAYS NEED a BASE of GOLD! 


📎6). Often when WE LOSE HOPE and THINK this is the END, GOD SMILES from ABOVE and SAYS, "RELAX, SWEETHEART; it's JUST a BEND, NOT THE END!" 


📎7). When GOD SOLVES your PROBLEMS, you HAVE FAITH in HIS ABILITIES; when GOD DOESN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, HE has FAITH in YOUR ABILITIES. 


 📎8). A BLIND PERSON asked GOD: "CAN THERE be ANYTHING WORSE THAN LOSING EYE SIGHT?" HE REPLIED: "YES, LOSING YOUR VISION!" 


 📎9). When YOU PRAY for OTHERS, GOD LISTEN to YOU and BLESSES THEM, and SOMETIMES, when you are SAFE and HAPPY, REMEMBER that SOMEONE has PRAYED for YOU.  


 📎10). WORRYING does NOT TAKE AWAY TOMORROW'S TROUBLES; IT TAKES AWAY today's PEACE.

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 69

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Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 69
ಅರ್ಜುನ ಅರ್ಥವಾಗದೆ ತನ್ನ ರಣಕವಚದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಡಗಿಸಿಟ್ಟ mobile ತೆಗೆದು google sear h ಮಾಡ ತೊಡಗಿದ. ಇದನ್ನರಿತ ಕೃಷ್ಣ ನಗುತ್ತಾ mobile ಭಾಷೆಯಲ್ಲಿಯೇ ಹೇಳಿದ.. ಅರ್ಜುನ.... ಈಗ ನೀನು Whatsapp ನಲ್ಲಿ message, jokes,video ಕಳುಹಿಸುತ್ತೀಯ.... ಕಳುಹಿಸುವುದಷ್ಟೆ ನಿನ್ನ ಕೆಲಸ...ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಅದನ್ನು like👌🏻 ಮಾಡೋದು, share➡ ಮಾಡೋದು ನಿನ್ನ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿಲ್ಲ.ನೀನದನ್ನು ಅಪೇಕ್ಷಿಸಲೂ ಬಾರದು,ನಿನ್ನ ಕರ್ತವ್ಯ ಮಾಡು,msg ಕಳುಹಿಸುತ್ತಿರು.ಫಲಾಫಲ Whatsapp ಗೆ ಬಿಡು. ಅರ್ಜುನ ಸಂತೋಷದಿಂದ👍🏻👍🏻ಕೈಸನ್ನೆ ಮಾಡಿ mobile charge ಗೆ ಇಟ್ಟು Fight ಗೆ🏹 ರೆಡಿಯಾದ😀

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ಹಣತೆ : ಒಂದು ಸಣ್ಣ ಕಥೆ!

ಒಂದು ದಿನ ಒಂದು ಮನೆಯ ಹಣತೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಒಂದು ಚಿಕ್ಕ ಭಿನ್ನಾಭಿಪ್ರಾಯ ಶುರುವಾಯಿತು.
ಹಣತೆ ” ನನ್ನಿಂದ ದೀಪ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದೆ ಆ ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು ” ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿತು.

ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದ ಹಣತೆಯಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಎಣ್ಣೆ ” ನಾನು ಆ ದೀಪಕ್ಕೆ ಜೀವಾಳ.ನಾನೇ ಇರದಿದ್ದರೆ ದೀಪವೂ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಬೆಳಕೂ ಇಲ್ಲ ಅದಕ್ಕಾಗಿ ಆ ಬೆಳಕು ನನಗೆ ಸೇರಿದ್ದು” ಎಂದಿತು.

ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿದ ಬತ್ತಿ ” Hello! ನಾನು ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿರುವದಿಂದಲೇ ದೀಪ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದೆ logically ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು “ಎಂದಿತು.

ಈ ಕಚ್ಚಾಟವನ್ನು ಸೂಕ್ಷ್ಮದಿಂದಲೇ ನೋಡುತಿದ್ದ ಗಾಳಿ ” ನಾನು ಇಲ್ಲದೇ ದೀಪವು ಉರಿಯಲ್ಲ , ನಾನು ಹೆಚ್ಚಾದರೆ ದೀಪ ಆರಿಹೋಗುತ್ತದೆ ಆದ್ದರಿಂದ ಬೆಳಕು ನನ್ನದು” ಎಂದು ವಾದಿಸಿತು.

"ನಾನು ನನ್ನಿಂದ" ಎಂಬ ಕಚ್ಚಾಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಹಣತೆ ಹೊಡೆದು ಹೋಯಿತು. ಎಣ್ಣೆ ಹರಿದು ಹೋಯಿತು. ಬತ್ತಿಗೆ ಎಣ್ಣೆಯಿಲ್ಲದೆ ಕುಗ್ಗಿ ಹೋಯಿತು. ಗಾಳಿ ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಬೀಸಿ ಉರಿಯುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ದೀಪ ಆರಿಹೋಯಿತು !

ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಒಟ್ಟಾಗಿ ಇರುತ್ತಿದ್ದರೆ ಆ ದೀಪದ ಭರವಸೆಯ ಬೆಳಕು ಎಲ್ಲರ ಪಾಲಾಗಿತ್ತು. ” ಅಹಂ ಭಾವನೆಯಿಂದ ಅಂಧಕಾರವೇ ಹೊರತು ಬೆಳಕಿನ ಸಾನಿಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ ”

ಆ ಭರವಸೆಯ ಬೆಳಕು ನಿಮ್ಮದಾಗಲಿ.  ನಾನು ಜೀವಮಾನದಲ್ಲಿ ಯಾರನ್ನೂ ನೋಯಿಸಿಲ್ಲ ಎನ್ನುವವನೂ ಸಹ ತನ್ನ ತಾಯಿಯನ್ನು ನೋಯಿಸಿಯೇ ಈ ಭೂಮಿಗೆ ಬಂದಿರುತ್ತಾನೆ ....!!!

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Dear Parent :
The exams are going to start soon. I know you'll are really anxious for your child to get a 90% or to at least beat your neighbour's son or daughter. It's a matter of your reputation and your standing in society. But please remember,among-st the students who have given the exams is an artist who doesn't need to understand Math. There's an entrepreneur who doesn't care about History or English literature. There's a musician whose Chemistry marks won't matter. There's a sportsperson whose physical fitness is more important than Physics. If your child does get top marks then great. But if he or she doesn't then don't take away their self confidence from them. Tell them it's ok, it's just an exam. They are cut out for much bigger things in life. Tell them, no matter what they score you love them and will not judge them. Please do this and if you do, watch your children conquer the world. One
exam or a 90 percent won't take away their dreams and talent.

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ದಿನಕ್ಕೊಂದು ಕಗ್ಗ 

ಅರಸನೊಬ್ಬನಲ್ಲ; ಮೂವರು ಬಾಳನಾಳುವರು ।
ನರ ಕರುಮ ದೈವಗಳು; ತೊಡಕದಕೆ ಸಾಜ ॥
ಗುರಿಯಿಡದ, ಮೊದಲು ಕೊನೆಯಿರದ, ದರಬಾರಿನಲಿ ।
ಸರಿಯೇನೊ ತಪ್ಪೇನೊ? - ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ ॥ ೧೪೯ ॥

ನಮ್ಮ ಬಾಳಿಗೆ ಅರಸ ಅಥವಾ ಒಡೆಯ ಒಬ್ಬನಲ್ಲ. ಮೂರು ಜನರಿದ್ದಾರೆ. ನಾವು, ನಮ್ಮ ಪೂರ್ವ ಕರ್ಮ ಮತ್ತು ದೈವ. ಹೀಗೆ ಒಂದು ಕಾರ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಮೂರು ಅರಸರಿದ್ದಾಗ, ತೊಡಕುಂಟಾಗುವುದು ಸಹಜ. ಒಂದು ಆದಿ ಮತ್ತು ಒಂದು ಅಂತ್ಯವಿರದ ಮತ್ತು ಯಾವುದೇ ನಿರ್ಧಾರಿತ ಗುರಿಯಿರದ ಈ ಬಾಳಿನಲ್ಲಿ ನಡೆಯುವುದರಲ್ಲಿ ಸರಿಯೇನೋ ತಪ್ಪೇನೋ ಎಂದು ಒಂದು ಮಹತ್ತಾದ ವಿಷಯವನ್ನು ಪ್ರಸ್ತಾಪಿಸುತ್ತಾರೆ ಮಾನ್ಯ ಗುಂಡಪ್ಪನವರು ಈ ಕಗ್ಗದಲ್ಲಿ. 

"There no 'one' master to our lives. There are three. We are one of them. Results of our actions - present and past is another. God is the third master of our lives. With these three masters there seems to be no goal, no start or end in this court. There is no definite rule to judge our actions by - good or bad." - Mankutimma

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💐💐💐Happiness Is Not The Absence Of Problems, But The Willingness To Deal With Them Joyfully.💐💐💐

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One Sunday morning, a wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination.

At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey.

The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of God’s tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of God, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to analyze, contemplate, reason, explore, discover and overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human shortcomings.

The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn't!

So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed.

The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a great lesson that day.

Isn't that the truth about our lives?

We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The Grave.

 We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us.....

An eye opener...???!!!

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There are no favourable or unfavourable experiences.

Every experience matures you and prepares you for a greater challenge.

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ಟೀಚರ್ : ಗಾಳಿಪಟ ಎಷ್ಟೇ ದೂರ ಹೋದರು ದಾರ ನಮ್ಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತೆ..
ಅದೇ ತರ ಒಂದು ಉದಾಹರಣೆ ಕೊಡಿ...
ವಿದ್ಯಾರ್ಥಿ : ಮೆಸೇಜ್ ಎಷ್ಟೇ ದೂರ ಹೋದರು ಮೊಬೈಲ್ ನಮ್ಮ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುತ್ತೆ......😆😆😆


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TVವರದಿಗಾರನೊಬ್ಬ ರೈತನ Live ಸಂದರ್ಶನ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದ.
ವರದಿಗಾರ: ನಿವು ಕುರಿಗೆ ಯೇನು ತಿನ್ನಿಸ್ತೀರಿ?
ರೈತ: ಬಿ ಳಿಕುರಿಗೋ? ಕರೆ ಕುರಿಗೋ?

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಬಿಳಿ.
ರೈತ: ಹುಲ್ಲು....

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಮತ್ತೆ ಕರೇದಕ್ಕೆ?
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ರೈತ: ಕರೇದನ್ನೋ? ಬಿಳೇದನ್ನೋ?

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಬಿಳೇದು...
ರೈತ: ಹೊರಗಿನ ಕೋಣೆಯಲ್ಲಿ..

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಕರೇದನ್ನಾ..?
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ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಬಿಳೇದಕ್ಕೆ...
ರೈತ: ನೀರಿನಿಂದ...

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಕರೇದಕ್ಕೆ...?
ರೈತ: ಅದಕ್ಕೂ ನೀರಿಂದಲೇ...

ವರದಿಗಾರನಿಗೆ ಕೋಪ ನೆತ್ತಿಗೇರಿತು, ಕಿರುಚವಂತೇ ಹೇಳಿದ: ಮೂರ್ಖ! ಯೆರಡಕ್ಕೂ ವಂದೇರೀತಿ ಮಾಡೋದು ಅಂದ್ಮೇಲೆ ಪದೇ ಪದೇ ಕರೇದೊ ಬಿಳೇದೋ ಅಂತಾ ಯಾಕಯ್ಯಾ ಕೇಳ್ತಿದ್ದೆ?
ರೈತ: ಯಾಕಂದ್ರೆ... ಕಪ್ಪು ಕುರಿ ನಂದು....

ವರದಿಗಾರ: ಮತ್ತೆ ಬಿಳೇದು...?
ರೈತ: ಅದೂ...ನಂದೇ!...

ವರದಿಗಾರ ಮೂರ್ಛೆಹೋದ!!
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"Earn two friends in life, 
One like Krishna who will not fight but will make sure you win 👌
and another like Karna who will fight for you even when you are losing".      

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