SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 80

Call from a bank....

"Hello Mam". 
We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!.
1. No annual charges
2. No interest on balance for three months
3. Big credit limit
4. No penalties for over spending.


Smart reply by the lady..
" No thanks ". 
I have husband... 
1. With no lifetime charges
2. No spending limit
3. No penalties and the most important is
4. No repayment forever. 

Call was disconnected from Bank immediately 😜😄😜😄

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🇮🇳 Tricky Questions and equally witty Answers given by Candidates. ( Many of them are IAS Officers now)

❓Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
✅A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) 
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❓Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
✅A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS) 
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❓QHow many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
✅A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. 
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❓Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
✅A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) 
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❓Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
✅A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) 
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❓Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
✅A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98) 
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❓Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
✅A.. Because he is dead. 
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❓Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ?
✅A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) 
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❓Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
✅A. Rain 
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❓Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
✅A. TOMORROW 
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❓Q.What looks like half apple?
✅A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper) 
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❓Q. What can you never eat at breakfast?
✅A. Dinner. 
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❓Q. What gets wet while drying?
✅A. A towel. 
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❓Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
✅A. AGE. 
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❓Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
✅A. It caused a revolution. 
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❓Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish?
✅A. Because it has its own scales. 
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❓Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?         ✅A. Because it is too tyred. 
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❓Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
✅A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank) 
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Real brain blasters.👆

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Marwadi calls Newspaper office to print death news of his Grandpa.

Clerk: Rs.50/word

Marwadi: Grandpa Dead

Clerk: Sorry sir, Minimum 5 words... 😌

Marwadi: "Grandpa Dead, wheelchair for sale"😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂

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A great relationship is about two things: 
First, appreciating the similarities, 
and 
second, respecting the differences. 😊

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Cellphone Etiquette 😋 

After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. 

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her, pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice

 "Hi Sweetheart, its Rajaram I'm on the Train"
"Yes, I know it's Six thirty and not four thirty, but I had A Long Meeting"
"No, honey, I was not with Preethi from the Accounts Office, I was with the Boss attending the meeting"
"No Sweetheart,
 You're the only one in My life"
"Yes, I'm sure dear".

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,
 "Rajaram darling, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Now, Rajaram is back from hospital and doesn't use his cell phone in Public Any Longer.
😂😂😜😜😜

Keep Smiling

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A women saw 3 saints in front of her house. And she was not knowing any of them. 

Women said – 
“kindly come inside and have food”

Saint replied – "is your husband inside the house? ”

Women – “no, he has gone out”

Saint –“will come inside the house only when he has come”

In the evening the woman's husband comes home and she tells the complete story about the saints. 

Husband – “go and tell them I have come home and invite them inside the house.”

Women went out and called the saints inside the house. 

Saint said – “we all dont go inside anyones house together. ”

“but why?” – women asked

One of the saint replied – “my name is wealth” 

Then he pointed  to other saints and said –
“these two saints names are prosperity and love"

Only one of us can come inside your house! 

"U go in and discuss with your family and decide which saint you want to invite ”

Women went inside and told all this to her husband. 

Her husband became too excited

And said –“if this is the matter then let us invite wealth! Our house will be filled with happiness”

Wife – “I feel we should invite prosperity”

Their daughter was in the next room , she was listening to all this discussions.  She came close to them and said – 
“I feel we should invite love. Beside love nothing is important”

“you are  right, we should invite love only” – her parents agreed.

Women went out and asked saints – 
“Between you all who is love please come inside the house”

Love started walking towards the house!  

Other two saints started following love. 

The surprised women asked the saints – 
“i only invited love then why you two are coming inside the house?”

One of the saint replied – “if you had invited prosperity or wealth, then only that particular saint would have entered your house. 

But you have invited love! 

Love never walks alone, 
Where ever  love is, there is always prosperity and wealth. They all go hand in hand. 

Read this story once , twice or thrice

If you like it stay with love, 

Spread love, give love and take love. 

As love is the only secret to success !!

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In 1892 at Stanford University, an 18-year-old student was struggling to pay his fees. He was an orphan, and not knowing where to turn for money, he came up with a bright idea. He and a friend decided to host a musical concert on campus to raise money for their education.

They reached out to the great pianist Ignacy J. Paderewski. His manager demanded a guaranteed fee of $2000 for the piano recital. A deal was struck and the boys began to work to make the concert a success.
The big day arrived. But unfortunately, they had not managed to sell enough tickets. The total collection was only $1600. Disappointed, they went to Paderewski and explained their plight. They gave him the entire $1600, plus a cheque for the balance $400. They promised to honour the cheque at the soonest possible.

“No,” said Paderewski. “This is not acceptable.” He tore up the cheque, returned the $1600 and told the two boys: “Here’s the $1600. Please deduct whatever expenses you have incurred. Keep the money you need for your fees. And just give me whatever is left”. The boys were surprised, and thanked him profusely.
It was a small act of kindness. But it clearly marked out Paderewski as a great human being.
Why should he help two people he did not even know? We all come across situations like these in our lives. And most of us only think “If I help them, what would happen to me?” The truly great people think, “If I don’t help them, what will happen to them?” They don’t do it expecting something in return. They do it because they feel it’s the right thing to do.

Paderewski later went on to become the Prime Minister of Poland. He was a great leader, but unfortunately when the World War began, Poland was ravaged. There were more than 1.5 million people starving in his country, and no money to feed them. Paderewski did not know where to turn for help. He reached out to the US Food and Relief Administration for help.
He heard there was a man called Herbert Hoover — who later went on to become the US President. Hoover agreed to help and quickly shipped tons of food grains to feed the starving Polish people.
A calamity was averted. Paderewski was relieved. 

He decided to go across to meet Hoover and personally thank him. When Paderewski began to thank Hoover for his noble gesture, Hoover quickly interjected and said, “You shouldn’t be thanking me Mr. Prime Minister. You may not remember this, but several years ago, you helped two young students go through college. I was one of them.”

The world is a wonderful place. What goes around comes around. Please help others to the best of your ability. In the long run you may be helping yourself. God never forgets anyone who sows a good seed in other people, never.  

Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water. Trees don't eat their own fruit. Sun doesn't give heat for itself. Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves. Living for others is the rule of nature. And therein lies the secret of living. 

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 72

Super Joke:
Teacher: Tel me opposite words...
Teacher: cool


Gunda: hot
Teacher: girl
Gunda: Boy
Teacher: india
Gunda: Pakistan
Teacher: good keep it up
Gunda: bad put it down
Teacher: stop it
Gunda: start that
Teacher: idiot getout
Gunda: clever come in
Teacher: oh my god
Gunda: oh ur devil
Teacher: Yappa sako
Gunda: Yavva beko 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

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Experiences are
neither favourable
nor unfavourable.
They are PREPARATORY.
Each experience
prepares you
for the next challenge.

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My friend invited me to his home for Pooja, and I sat at the front row.

When it was time for offering, the offering plate was passed around. Despite the Priest 's call for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out an old worn out note of Rs 5 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a Rs1000 note. I smiled, so generous. Then majestically, I looked around and put the Rs1000 in the plate and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket" 

Whaaaat!!!!!???????......." 😳😳😂😂😂

WHY DO WE SHOUT WHEN ANGRY ????

A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled 'n asked.

'Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout.'

'But, why should you shout when the other person is just next to you? You can as well tell him what you have to say in a soft manner.' asked the saint

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the other disciples.
Finally the saint explained, .

'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other to cover that great distance.

What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is either nonexistent or very small...'

The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper 'n they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other 'n that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

He looked at his disciples and said.

'So when you argue do not let your hearts get distant, Do not say words that distance each other more, Or else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.'

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Author and lecturer, Leo Buscaglia, once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.


The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner's were:

1.  A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old man's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy just said: 'Nothing, I just helped him cry.'



2.  Students, of class one in a school, were discussing a student's family picture. One little boy in the picture had a hair colour, different from the other family members.
One of the other students suggested that he was adopted.


A little girl said: 'I know all about
adoption, bcoz I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted ?', asked another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew in your mommy's heart, instead of her tummy.!'



3. Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.
Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play.
His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..
  
On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school.
Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement..  'Guess what, Mom,' he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me..: 'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'



4.   An eye witness account from New York City , on a cold day in December.
A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the road, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
with cold.


A lady approached the young boy and said: 'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
The boy replied:'I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes.'

The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy.
She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel.
He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. 

By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks.
Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes..

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, 'No doubt, you will be more comfortable now..'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her:


'Are you God's wife.........?'

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What we desire is not always what we Get... 
But unknowingly many times we get things much more than what we Expect... 
These are called Blessings...

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"If your eyes are positive you will love the world and if your tongue is positive the world will love you."

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Every Situation has three Dimensions.
My Views,
Your Views,
AnD...
The Truth.
Success goes with the one
who follows the Third Dimension..!

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A man who has gone out of his town comes back and finds that his house is on fire.

It was one of the most beautiful houses in the town, and the man loved the house the most! Many people were ready to give double price for the house, but he had never agreed for any price and now it is just burning before his eyes.

And thousands of people have gathered, but nothing can be done, the fire has spread so far that even if you try to put it out, nothing will be saved. So he becomes very sad.

His son comes running and whispers something in his ear: 

"Don't be worried. I sold it yesterday and at a very good price ― three times.The offer was so good I could not wait for you. Forgive me."

Father said, "thank God, it's not ours now!"  Then the father is relaxed and became a silent watcher, just like 1000s of other watchers.

Please think about it! Just a moment before he was not a watcher, he was attached. It is the same house....the same fire.... everything is the same...but now he is not concerned. In fact started enjoying it just as everybody else in the crowd.

Then the second son comes running, and he says to the father, "What are you doing? You are smiling ― and the house is on fire?" The father said, "Don't you know, your brother has sold it."
He said, "we have taken only advance amount, not settled fully. I doubt now that the man is going to purchase it now."

Again, everything changes!!

Tears which had disappeared, have come back to the father's eyes, his smile is no more there, his heart is beating fast. The 'watcher' is gone. He is again attached.

And then the third son comes, and he says, "That man is a man of his word. I have just come from him. He said, 'It doesn't matter whether the house is burnt or not, it is mine.
And I am going to pay the price that I have settled for. Neither you knew, nor I knew that the house would catch on fire.'" 

Again the joy is back and family became 'watchers'! The attachment is no more there.

Actually nothing is changing!

just the feeling that "I am the owner! I am not the owner of the house!" makes the whole difference.

This simple methodology of watching the mind, that you have nothing to do with it..Everything starts with a Thought !

Most of the thoughts are not yours but from your parents, your teachers, your friends, the books, the movies, the television, the newspapers. Just count how many thoughts are your own, and you will be surprised that not a single thought is your own. All are from other sources, all are borrowed ― either dumped by others on you, or foolishly dumped by yourself upon yourself, but nothing is yours.

Sow a thought, you reap an action.
Sow an act, you reap a habit.
Sow a habit, you reap a character.
Sow a character, you reap a destiny..! 

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Something interesting regarding those who believe and those who don't believe in God ! Very interesting. It stimulates our lateral thinking :

This lovely parable is from "Your Sacred Self" by Dr. Wayne Dyer.

In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.”

“Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.”

The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.”

The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.”

The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?”

The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

Said the first: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.”

To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and  listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”

May be this was one of the best explanations to the  concept of 'GOD'.

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ತಂದೆ ಗಾಳಿಪಟವನ್ನು ಹಾರಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದರು. ಮಗ ಗಾಳಿಪಟ
ಹಾರುವುದನ್ನು ಜಾಗರೂಕತೆಯಿಂದ ನೋಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದನು.
ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಸಮಯದ ನಂತರ ಮಗ ಹೇಳಿದ "ಅಪ್ಪ. ಈ ದಾರದಿಂದ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟವು ತುಂಬ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುವುದಿಲ್ಲ."
ಇದನ್ನು ಕೇಳಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು, ಆ ತಂದೆಯು ನಗುತ್ತಾ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟದ ದಾರವನ್ನು ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿದರು. ಗಾಳಿಪಟವು
ತುಂಬ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗಿ ನಂತರ ನೆಲದ ಮೇಲೆ ಬಿದ್ದಿತು.
ಮಗುವಿಗೆ ಬಹಳಷ್ಟು ಬೇಸರವಾಯಿತು ಮತ್ತು ಅಳಲು
ಪ್ರಾರಂಭಿಸಿತು.
ತಂದೆಯು ಮಗುವಿನ ಮುಂದೆ ಕುಳಿತು ತಾಳ್ಮೆಯಿಂದ
ವಿವರಿಸಿದರು
"ಮಗು, ನಾವು ನಮ್ಮ ಜೀವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ಯುತ್ತಮ
ಮಟ್ಟದಲ್ಲಿ ಗಾಳಿಪಟದಂತ್ತಿದ್ದಾಗ ನಮ್ಮ ಮನೆ,
ಕುಟುಂಬ, ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ ಮತ್ತು ಸ್ನೇಹಿತರು ಆ ಯಶಸ್ಸಿನ
ಗಾಳಿಪಟದ ದಾರದಂತಿರುತ್ತಾರೆ, ನಾವು ದಾರದಿಂದ
(ಸಂಭಂದಗಳಿಂದ) ಮುಕ್ತರಾದರೆ ಇನ್ನೂ ಹೆಚ್ಚಿನ
ಯಶಸ್ಸನ್ನು ಗಳಿಸಬಹುದೆಂದು ಯೋಚಿಸುತ್ತೇವೆ, ಆದರೆ
ನಾವು ಅಲ್ಲಿ ನೆನಪಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇಟ್ಟಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕಾದ
ಅಂಶವೆಂದರೆ ಆ ಸಂಭಂದಗಳೆಂಬ ದಾರವನ್ನು ತೊರೆದಲ್ಲಿ
(ಕತ್ತರಿಸಿದಲ್ಲಿ) ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತೇವೆ ಆದರೆ
ಖಂಡಿತವಾಗಿಯು ಕೊನೆಗೆ ನಾವು ನೆಲ ಕಚ್ಚುತ್ತೇವೆ.
ನೆನಪಿಡು ಮಗು. ಮೇಲೆ ಹೋಗುವುದು ಸುಲಭ ಆದರೆ
ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಸ್ಥಿರವಾಗಿ ನಿಲ್ಲವುದು ಬಹಳ ಕಷ್ಟ. ಮತ್ತು ನಮ್ಮ
ಮನೆ, ಕುಟುಂಬ, ಸ್ಹೇಹಿತರು ಹಾಗೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ
ನಮ್ಮನ್ನು ಯಶಸ್ಸಿನ ಮೇಲಿನ ಹಂತದಲ್ಲೆ ಇರಲು
ಸಹಕರಿಸುತ್ತವೆ,ನಾವು ಅವುಗಳಿಂದ ದೂರಾಗಲು
ಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಈ ಗಾಳಿಪಟದಂತೆಯೆ ನಮ್ಮ
ಜೀವನವಾಗುತ್ತದೆ.

ಸಾರಾಂಶ:

"ಎಂದಿಗೂ ನಮ್ಮ ಸಂಸ್ಕೃತಿ, ಕುಟುಂಬ ಮತ್ತು ನಮ್ಮ
ಸಂಭಂದಗಳನ್ನು ತೊರೆಯಬಾರದು,

ಆ ಸಂಭಂದಗಳೇ ನಮ್ಮ ದಾರ.

ಜೀವನದ ಈ ಸೂತ್ರವೇ ಸುಂದರ.

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 67

After failing twice, Edmund Hillary said to Mt.Everest: "I'll come again and conquer you. Because as a mountain you cannot grow, but as a human I can." Grow Vertically. Believe in your potential and trust in Yourself
🍀🍀🍀🍀🌻🌻🌻🌻🍀🍀🍀🍀
Every failure teaches a lesson- learn well, every success is a battle- fight it and every friend is a jewel- keep each safely in your heart

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ತರಗತಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಶಿಕ್ಷಕರು ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ.
ಹಳ್ಳಿಗಳಿಗೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಗರಗಳಿಗೆ ಇರುವ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸಗಳೇನು...?

ಒಬ್ಬ ಬಾಲಕ ಬಹಳ ಮಾರ್ಮಿಕವಾಗಿ ಉತ್ತರಿಸುತ್ತಾನೆ.

ಕೇವಲ ಇಷ್ಟೇ ವ್ಯತ್ಯಾಸ...
ಹಳ್ಳಿಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ಗೋವುಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಮತ್ತು ನಾಯಿಗಳು ಅಲೆಯುತ್ತವೆ....

ನಗರಗಳಲ್ಲಿ ನಾಯಿಗಳನ್ನು ಸಾಕಲಾಗುತ್ತದೆ ಮತ್ತು ಗೋವುಗಳು ಅಲೆಯುತ್ತವೆ...

ಜೀವನದ ಕಟು ಸತ್ಯ...🙏

ಅನಾಥ ಆಶ್ರಮದಲ್ಲಿ  ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಬಡವರ ಮಕ್ಕಳು ಕಾಣ ಸಿಗುತ್ತಾರೆ  ಮತ್ತು ವೃದ್ಧಶ್ರಾಮದಲ್ಲಿ ಅತ್ಯಂತ  ಶ್ರೀಮಂತ ಮಕ್ಕಳ ಹೆತ್ತವರು ಕಾಣ ಸಿಗುತ್ತಾರೆ..

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🐾Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels – who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them. Do good and forget. It’ll grow some day

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New movie releasing in March. 
NAME: Final exams😱😱
DIRECTOR: school
PRODUCER:ICSE/CBSE
MUSIC: hum honge kaamyaab
HERO: students
SUPPORTING ACTRESS : mothers
VILLAIN.: TV ipad PS3 PS4
GENEURE : serious, torture sometimes action.
😝😝😝😝😝😝 Kon kehta he, sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota he...
kambakht...
Baccho ko padhane me bhi toh jaan nikal jaati hai!!!!

😂😁😜😄😝😃😛😀😁😂 Happy Exams to all Mummy's.....

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This left me speachless,,,,

Been to Laddakh for a week long family trip. 
Local driver was 28 years old chap named Jigmet. 
Jigmet's family consist of his parents, wife and two kid girls. 

This was the conversation with Jigmet, during our drives in deep Himalayan Ranges. 

Prashant -: At the end of this week tourist season in Laddakh will end. Are you planning to go to Goa, the way Nepali Workers from Hotels do ? 

Jigmet -: No, I am local Laddakhi, so I won't go any where in winter. 

Prashant -:What work will you do in winter ? 

Jigmet -: Nothing, will sit up quietly at home ( chuckles and winks ) 

Prashant -: For six months, up to next April ? 

Jigmet -: I have one option for working. It's to go to Siachen. 

Prashant -: Siachen ? What you will do there ? 

Jigmet -: Work as Loader for Indian Army. 

Prashant -: You mean, you will join Indian Army as Jawan ? 

Jigmet -: No, I have crossed age limit to join Army. This is a contract job for Indian Army. With my few friend drivers, I will travel 265 kilometers to Siachen Base camp, My medical examination will be done there to check, if I am fit enough for this job. If I am declared fit, then Army will issue us uniforms, shoes, warm clothing, helmets, etc, We will have to walk up mountains for 15 days to reach Siachen. There is no motorable road to reach Siachen. We will work there for 3 months. 

Prashant -: What work will you do ? 

Jigmet -: It is of loader. To carry load on our back from one chowki to other in Siachen. All supplies are airdropped there. We do the job of picking it up and carrying it in Chowki. 

Prashant -: Why Army does not use Mules or vehicles for shifting of loads ? 

Jigmet -: Siachen is a glacier. Trucks or other vehicle will not work there. Ice scooters make too much of sound, which will attract attention from enemy around there. Use of vehicle will result in firing from other side.We go out in the middle of night, generally around 2 am and pick up load silently and bring back to barracks. We can't even use a torch. Mules or horses cannot be used because at the altitude of 18875 feet, in winter temperature of minus 50 no animal will survive. 

Prashant -: How can you lift load on your back where oxygen levels are low ? 

Jigmet -: we carry maximum 15 kgs at a time. and we work maximum for 2 hours in a day. Rest of the time is for recapturing 

Prashant -: That is very risky 

Jigmet -: Many of my friend died there. Some of them fell in bottomless crevasses. Some got shot down by enemy bullets. The biggest danger we have in Siachen is of frost bites.   

Prashant -: This is life threatening 

Jigmet -: Yes, but it's rewarding, We are paid Rs 18000/- per month. Since all expenses are taken care of, we can save around Rs 50000/- in these three months. This money is precious for my family, for my daughter's education.and finally I have feeling that I am serving Army, which means my nation. 

 😥🙏🙏 
 the value of money and the life we have can be better understood after this exvhange. Should have today's teens read it.

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A POUND OF BUTTER


There was a farmer who sold a pound of butter to the baker. One day the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he was getting a pound and he found that he was not. This angered him and he took the farmer to court. The judge asked the farmer if he was using any measure. The farmer replied, amour Honor, I am primitive. I don't have a proper measure, but I do have a scale." The judge asked, "Then how do you weigh the butter?" The farmer replied "Your Honor, long before the baker started buying butter from me, I have been buying a pound loaf of bread from him. Every day when the baker brings the bread, I put it on the scale and give him the same weight in butter. If anyone is to be blamed, it is the baker."


What is the moral of the story? We get back in life what we give to others. Whenever you take an action, ask yourself this question: Am I giving fair value for the wages or money I hope to make? Honesty and dishonesty become a habit. Some people practice dishonesty and can lie with a straight face. Others lie so much that they don't even know what the truth is anymore. But who are they deceiving? Themselves

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An excellent post in the Present scenario...

If you criticize me, 
it's your freedom of speech
If I criticize you, 
it's my Intolerance
.
If you judge me, 
you are Enlightened
If I judge you, 
I am Prejudiced
.
If you question my faith, 
then you are Secular
If I question your faith, 
then I am Communal
.
If you defend yourself, 
it's because you are a Victim
If I defend myself, 
it's because I am Ignorant
.
If you pen your thoughts, 
it's Revolutionary
If I pen my thoughts, 
it's Provocation
.
If you march, 
it's a Protest
If I march, 
it's a Mob
.
If you lodge a complaint, 
you r following the Course of Law
If I lodge a complaint, 
I am Misusing the Law
.
Try twisting all the words, 

Now one has to identify who is I and who is you...

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ವಹಿಸು ಕೆಲ ಭಾರಗಳ; ಸಹಿಸು ಕೆಲ ನೋವುಗಳ ।
 ಪ್ರಹರಿಸರಿಗಳನನಿತು ಯುಕ್ತಗಳನರಿತು ॥
 ಮಹಿಯ ನಾಟಕದಿ ನೀಂ ಮನಸಿಟ್ಟು ಕುಣಿಕುಣಿದು ।
 ವಿಹರಿಸಾತ್ಮಾಲಯದಿ- ಮಂಕುತಿಮ್ಮ

Shoulder some responsibilities. Suffer some pain. Attack your enemies a bit. While doing so, never lose sight of right and wrong. Dance well in the drama of this world. Lead a happy dancing life in your palace of the soul.” – Mankutimma

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When you challenge people...
You will Lose one day....
When you challenge yourself...
you'll Win everyday.....
Destiny is not created by the shoes we wear;
But by the steps we take.....
Every morning we select what clothes to wear, 
but we rarely select what thoughts to wear on our minds.
Dresses impress others, thoughts impress us.

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💐💐💐When You Can't Forgive Someone, 
Pray For Them. 
It May Or May Not Change Them, 
But It Will Always Change You.💐💐💐

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 66

At a Wedding Reception the D.J. Announced.....

"Would all Married Men please Stand next to the One Person who has Made your Life Worth Living after Marriage?"
 
The Bartender was almost Crushed to Death.


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ಗುಂಡ ಸೂಪರ್ ಮಾರ್ಕೆಟ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಸೇಲ್ಸ್ ಹುಡುಗನಾಗಿ ಕೆಲಸಕ್ಕೆ ಸೇರಿಕೊಂಡ. 

ಮೊದಲ ದಿನ ಒಬ್ಬ ಹೆಂಗಸು ಬಂದು "ಮಿಕ್ಸ್ಡ್ ಜಾಮ್" ಕೇಳಿದಳು. ಗುಂಡ ಗಂಭೀರವಾಗಿ ಹೇಳಿದ "ಸ್ಟಾಕ್ ಖಾಲಿಯಾಗಿದೆ. ಇಲ್ಲ" ಅಂದ. ಆ ಹೆಂಗಸು ಮುಖ ಸಿಂಡರಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಹೊರಟುಹೋದಳು. 

ದೂರದಿಂದ ನೋಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಸೂಪರ್‌ವೈಸರ್ ಬಂದು ಹೇಳಿದ. "ಯಾರಾದರೂ ಹಾಗೆ ಕೇಳಿದಾಗ ಮುಖಕ್ಕೆ ಹೊಡೆದ ಹಾಗೆ ಹೇಳ್ಬಾರದು. ಮಿಕ್ಸ್ಡ್ ಜಾಮ್ ಇಲ್ಲ, ಆಪಲ್ ಜಾಮ್ ಇದೆ, ಏಪ್ರಿಕಾಟ್ ಜಾಮ್ ಇದೆ.. ಟ್ರೈ ಮಾಡಿ ನೋಡಿ ಮೇಡಂ ಅಂತ ಪೂಸಿ ಹೊಡೆಯಬೇಕು" ಅಂದ. "ಸರಿ ಸರ್. ಗೊತ್ತಾಯ್ತು" ಅಂದ ಗುಂಡ.

ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಹೊತ್ತಿಗೆ ಯಾರೋ ಹೆಂಗಸು ಬಂದು "ಎಕ್ಸ್‌ಕ್ಯೂಸ್ ಮೀ... ಟಾಯ್ಲೆಟ್ ಪೇಪರ್ ಇದೆಯಾ?" ಅಂದಳು.

ಗುಂಡ ಉತ್ತರಿಸಿದ:

"ಓ.. ವೆರಿ ಸಾರಿ ಮೇಡಂ, ಟಾಯ್ಲೆಟ್ ಪೇಪರ್ ಜಸ್ಟ್ ಖಾಲಿ ಆಯ್ತು.. ಹಾಂ... ಕಾರ್ಬನ್ ಪೇಪರ್ ಇದೆ, ಸ್ಯಾಂಡ್ ಪೇಪರ್ ಇದೆ... ಟ್ರೈ ಮಾಡಿ ನೋಡಿ ಹೇಳಿ ಮೇಡಂ.." ಅಂದ.




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Surrender To The Divine :

There is a beautiful story about the flute of Krishna.

We all know Krishna always holds a flute in his hand, there
is a great story behind it ...

Everyday Krishna would go in the garden and say to all the
plants, “I love you”.

The plants were very happy and responded saying “Krishna,
we love You too”.

One day Krishna rushed quickly into the garden very
alarmed.

He went to the bamboo plant and the bamboo plant asked,
“Krishna, what´s wrong?”

Krishna said “I have something to ask you, but it is very
difficult”.

The bamboo said “Tell me: if I can, I will give it to you”.

So Krishna said “I need your life. I need to cut you”.

The bamboo thought for a while and then said “You don´t
have any other choice. You don’t have any other way ?”

Krishna said, “No, no other way”.

And it said “OK” and gave himself up.

So Krishna cut the bamboo n made holes in it, and each
time, he carved the holes, the bamboo was crying in pain ...

Krishna made a beautiful flute out of it n this flute was with
him all the time.

24 hours a day, it was with Krishna. Even the Gopis were
jealous of the flute.

They said, “Look, Krishna is our Lord, but yet we get to
spend only some time with him.

He wakes up with you, He sleeps with you, all the time you
are with him”.

Gopis asked the bamboo, “Tell us your secret. What secret
do you have, that the Lord treasures you so much ?”

And the bamboo said “The secret is that, i gave myself up,
and he did whatever was right for me, in the process i had
to undergo a lot of pain.

And the Lord does whatever he wants with me, whenever he
wants with me and however he wants with me. I have just
become His instrument”.

So this is complete surrender: where God can do whatever
He wants with you, whenever He wants, as He wants.

Trust Him completely and have faith in Him and always
think you are in His hands ... what can go wrong ??

This is Samarpan or Surrender.

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🔰Life is a Visiting Card,
💃Wife is a Memory Card,
👨Husband is  A T M  card
👰girl  fnd is a  Debit  card
🙋Neighbour is  a  greeting  card
💁Sister-in-Law  is  a  Recharge  card
👪Mother  father  is  Pan  card
👦Brother-in-Law  is  a  " duplicate  CARD "
👫child  is  a   Identity  card
🚹🚹But Friends are "AADHAR" Card

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Useful for everywhere.
If u lose your mobile in India,  you can get it back.
Got an interesting fact to share.. 

Nowadays almost  e VBveryone  of us 
carry  latest expensive 
Mobile devices which always 
Fears that it may be stolen.

Each mobile carries a unique 
IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which 
can be used to track your 
mobile anywhere in the world.

This is how it works!!

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile shows a unique 
    15 digit.

3. Note down this no anywhere 
     But except in your mobile as 
     this is the Number which will 
     help trace your mobile in 
     Case of a theft.

4. Once stolen you just have to 
     E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. 
     to cop@vsnl.net with detail 
     Mentioned below.
   
Your name:____________________
Address:______________________
Phone model:_________________
Make:_________________________
Last used No.:_________________
E-mail for communication:_____
Missed date:___________________
IMEI No :_______________________

      5. No need to go to the 
          police.

      6. Your Mobile will be traced 
           within next 24 hrs via a 
           complex system of GPRS 
          and internet, You will find 
          where your hand set is 
          being operated even in 
          case your No. is being 
          changed.

Do try this and share your reviews

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ಗಿರಾಕಿ: ಒಂದು kg ಚಿಪ್ಸ್ ಗೆ ಎಷ್ಟು?


ವ್ಯಾಪಾರಿ : 80 ರುಪಾಯಿ.


ಗಿರಾಕಿ : ಲೂಸ್  ತಗೊಂಡ್ರೆ?


ವ್ಯಾಪಾರಿ : ಯಾರ್ ತಗೊಂಡ್ರು ಅಷ್ಟೇ.

😛😛😃😃

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The finest of the fine arts is the art of living. One can not teach it by external instructions. One must learn to give and take, to concede and convince. Life will be beautiful then. This wisdom will come from inner peace only.” – Mankutimma

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Sampu went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀    

Sampu standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
😃
On romantic date sampu gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
😀
Sampu found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
😀
Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except sampu
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
😀
What does sampu do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
 Sampu& wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sampu: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sampu: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀

What happens when  sampu wife delivers twins???? 
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝

Manager asked sampu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Sampu replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
😃

After returning back from a foreign trip, sampu asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sampu: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉
 
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
 Sampu writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
😖😠

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sampu: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
😝😜✌

Sampu: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sampu: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
🙌👉😝😁

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sampu: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
😘😍


Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sampu: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
😭😂✨

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sampu: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
👏✋😜😝✨
Dont laugh alone..jst pass 2 ur contactss.😂😂😂😉😜

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If civil engineers start making films: 
The names will be…. “Curing ho na ho” “Jaanam deshuttering karo” 
“Aa ab concrete kare” “Kabhi m20 kabhi m30″
 Hamari TAPE Apke Pas Hai” 
“Plaster kiya To Darna Kya”, 
“RCC no. 1″,
 “Execution Koi Khel Nahi”, 
“Maine Excavation Kyu Kiya”.
 “Distraction se construction tak ” “Contractor profit le jayenge”

From Civil Engineer

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ಅಪ್ಪ ಹೇಳಿದ.... ಮಾಳಿಗೆ ಹತ್ತುವಾಗ ಒಂದು ಮೆಟ್ಟಿಲು ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಒಂದು ಹತ್ತು ಅಂತ ಹೇಳಿದ್ದೆ....

ಅದು ಯಾಕೆ ಕೇಳಿದ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆಯವ....

ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಸವೆಯುವುದು ಕಮ್ಮಿಯಾಗುತ್ತೆಂತ.... ಈ ಬೋ...ಮಗ ಎರಡೆರಡು  ಮೆಟ್ಟಿಲು ಬಿಡ್ತಿದಾನೆ....

ಪಕ್ಕದ ಮನೆಯವನಿಗೆ ಆಶ್ಚರ್ಯ....

ಇನ್ನೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯದಾಯ್ತಲ್ಲ.... ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಮೆಟ್ಟಿಲು ಹಾರಿದ್ರೆ ಸವೆಯುವುದು ಅಷ್ಟೆ ಕಮ್ಮಿಯಾಗುತ್ತಲ್ಲ...

ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಅಪ್ಪ ಹೇಳಿದ.....

ಮೆಟ್ಟಿಲು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ ಹಾರಿದ್ದಕ್ಕೆ ಚಡ್ಡಿ ಹರೀತಲ್ಲ....

😂😂😂😂😜😜😂😂😂😂

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How to communicate and be successful 

Talk to Mother lovingly 
Talk to Father respectfully 
Talk to Guru with humility
Talk to Wife truthfully 
Talk to Brothers with restraint 
Talk to Sisters affectionately 
Talk to Children with enthusiasm 
Talk to Relatives with empathy 
Talk to Friends freely
Talk to Officials politely
Talk to Vendors strictly
Talk to Customers honestly 
Talk to Workers courteously 
Talk to Politicians carefully 
Talk to GOD SILENTLY🙏

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Pls note this as very important for all shared by a  doctor. - for those who get up at night from sleep to urinate or early morning : Each individual must take note of the 3 x 1/2 minutes. Why is it important? 3 x 1/2 minutes  will greatly reduce the number of sudden deaths. Often this occurs, a person who still look healthy, has died in the night. Often we hear stories of people, yesterday I was chatting with him, why did he suddenly die? The reason is that when you wake up at night to go to the bathroom is often done in a rush. Immediately we stand, the brain lacks blood flow. Why "3 x 1/2 minute" very important?   In the middle of the night when you are awakened by the urge to urinate for example, ECG pattern can change. Because getting up suddenly, the brain will be anaemic and causes heart failure due to lack of blood. Advised to practice "3 1/2 minutes," which are: 
1. When waking from sleep, lie in bed for the 1st 1/2 minute;
 2. Sit in bed for the next 1/2 minute;
3. Lower your legs, sitting on the edge of the bed for the last half-minute. After 3 x 1/2 minutes, you will not have  anaemic brain and heart will not fail, reducing the possibility of a fall and sudden death.
 Share with family, friends & loved ones. It can occur regardless of age; young or old.
 Sharing is Caring. If you already know, regard this as refresher


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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 65

Man O Man!
 When without money,
 eats vegetables at home;
 When has money,
 eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
 .



When without money, rides bicycle;
 When has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
 .
When without money walks to earn food
 When has money, walks to burn fat;

 Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
 .
 When without money,
 wishes to get married;
 When has money,
 wishes to get divorced.
 .
 When without money,
 wife becomes secretary;
 When has money,
 secretary becomes wife.
 .
 When without money, acts like a rich man;
 When has money acts like a poor man.
 Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
 .
 Says share market is bad,
 but keeps speculating;
 Says money is evil,
 but keeps accumulating.
 .
 Says high Positions are lonely,
 but keeps wanting them.
 .
 Says gambling & drinking is bad,
 but keeps indulging;

 Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
"I slept on benches and
everyday borrowed 20Rs
from friend to travel to 
film city"
- Sharukh khan

"I failed in 8th standard"
-Sachin Tendulkar


"During my secondary
school, I was dropped 
from school basketball
team"
-MichelI Jordan

"I was rejected for the 
job in All India Radio 
bcoz of my heavy voice"
- Amitabh Bacchan

"I used to work in petrol
Bunks"
- Dhirubhai Ambani

"I was rejected in the
interview of Pilot"
- Abdul Kalam

"I didn't even complete 
my university education"
- Bill Gates 

"I was a dyslexic kid"
- Tom Cruize

"I was raped at the 
age of 9 "
- Oprah Winfrey

"I used to serve tea at 
a shop to support my
football training"
- Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the 
floor in friends rooms,
returning Coke bottles 
for food, money, and 
getting weekly free 
meals at a local temple"
-Steve Jobs

"My teachers used to 
call me a failure"
- Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27 
years"
-Nelson Mandela.

"At the age of 30, I was 
a bus conductor"
-Rajnikant

At the age of 19 worked in hotel washing plates and slept in kitchen. But now CEO of Esskay Industries - Sumanth Chandrashekhar 

He worked for a textile factory for six months, without anyone suspecting that his parents were movie stars.
-  SURYA sivakumar

"Friends, there are 
many such people who
struggled.. 

Life is not about what 
you couldn't do so far, 
it's about what you can 
still do. 
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every 
day....
                              
Rs.20 seems too much 
to give a beggar but it
seems okay when its 
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.

After a whole day of 
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother out at home 
seems like a burden.

Praying to god for 3 min
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.


Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's 
day.

Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice 
of Bread but a painting of
them sold for lakhs of
Rupees.

We don't think twice 
About forwarding jokes 
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.

Think about It..
Make a change. Coz u can ....

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Six Easy ways to earn, even after death.

1) Give a smile or gift to someone.
Each time u gift or smile, it will make someone's day.....u gain.

2) Donate a wheelchair to a hospital. Each time sick person uses it, u gain.

3) Participate in building an orphanage, hospital, school or college.
Anybody uses it, u gain.

4) Place a water cooler in a public place. Anybody drinks water, u gain.

5) Plant a tree. Whenever a person, animal sits in its shade or eats from it, u gain.

6) And the easiest of all is to Share this message with people. Even if 1 applies any of the 
above, u gain.

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The menu at a Bhelpuri shop....


1) Bhelpuri Rs. 10
2) Special Bhelpuri Rs 12
3) Very Special Bhelpuri Rs 15 
4) Extra Special Bhelpuri Rs 16
5) Double Extra Special Bhelpuri Rs.20
6) Sunday Special Bhelpuri Rs 25
(Sunday only)

To check each & every Bhelpuri for its different taste, I started eating a different one, everyday. . . . .

But soon I discovered that each & every one had the same taste of Bhelpuri.

Finally, one day I asked him the reason for the same taste, but difference in price ?
💷 💵 💴

Bhelwala said : Bhelpuri cost. . . . Rs 10

Special Bhelpuri means spoons washed ... 🍴

Very Special Bhelpuri means spoon and plates both washed ... 🍛🍴

Extra Special Bhelpuri means washing hands before putting the Bhel in the washed plates & serving with washed spoons... 👏

Double Extra Special Bhelpuri means clean drinking water is provided separately ... 💧
 
Saying this he fell silent.

Then I asked him, What is Sunday Special?

Belwala said : Sunday ... I bathe. . .
😝😝😝😛😜😀

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FANTASTIC MSG..!

How Can You "SM_LE"
Without "I" ?
How Can You Be "F_NE" 
Without "I" ?
How Can You "W_SH"
Without "I" ?
How Can You Be "N_CE"
Without "I" ?
How Can You Be "FR_END"
Without "I" ?
"I" Am Very Important!

But This ' I ' Can Never Achieve "S_CCESS" nor Can "LA_GH" Without all of 'U' ......And
That Makes 'U' More Important Than 'I..👌👌👌👏👏

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wife:Nanu Tappiskondre Niven Madtira?
hus:News Paperge Jahiratu Kodtini
wife:So sweet! Adrali Yenanta Baritira?
hus: Yelle iru, Hege iru, 
Please
Alle iru.😂😂😂

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शादी के बाद पहली बार बहू रसोई मे गई और रेसिपी बुक में पढ़कर खाना बना रही थी ।

सास बाहर से घर लौटी, फ्रिज खोला, अन्दर देखकर चकराई और पूछा:
"ये मन्दिर का घण्टा फ्रिज में क्यों रखा है ?"

बहू : "किताब में लिखा है, सब चीजों का मिश्रण कर लें और एक घण्टा फ्रिज में रखें ।"

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Another graduate from IIN..
Girl :- Lets go for a dinner tonight.
Boy (IT guy) :- Ok.
Girl :- But where will you take me?
Boy :- We will go to Mint Food (an economic restaurant).
Girl :- No. That's a very cheap place. Let's go to Tomato's (A brutally costly place)
Boy :- *silence for a minute* Ok, See you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy picks up girl at 7, On the way...
Boy :- Once I had pani puri (a.k.a. gol-gappa, an indian street food) competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puris and defeated me.
Girl :- What's so difficult in it?
Boy :- Defeating me in Pani-puri eating competition is difficult.
Girl :- I can easily beat you.
Boy :- Please leave it. It's not your cup of tea.
Girl :- Let us have that competition right now.
Boy :- So you want to see yourself defeated?
Girl :- Let's see.
They both stop at a Pani-puri stall. They start eating. After about 30 Pani-puri the boy gave up. The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, "You lose."
The bill was 120rs
'The main aim of IT person is to satisfy customer with minimum investments  '😂😂😂😂😁😉
Winning attitude with less investment, ensuring strong ROI. Thats the IT

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How to do root cause analysis... 😐

A Management lecturer was talking about Quality and it goes like that :

Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a quality issue. 😳

Student : How is this anything to do with quality? 😐

Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ? 

Student : Because she was his wife and respects his every decision. 😒

Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ?

Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never deny his father. 😒

Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?

Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future. And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning, she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to exile reminding him of his promising boons. 😏

Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?

Student : Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha's chariot broke and Sambarasura's arrow pierced the King's armor. She nursed the wounded King back to health. Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons. 😟

Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot's wheel was not up to the mark hence leading to kidnapping of Sita...!!!! 😳

😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😜😜😜
So the Quality is very important

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Very nice article .. must read:          The below article is written by a lady Mrs. Chithra vishwanathan, 
who's a famous Cooking expert...

Really a good read! 

When my daughter, d elder one of my two children got married & 
left the house, 

I felt as if I could not let her leave me..

Having a daughter & a son, 
I know what both mean, but differently ..

Once my daughter reached her teens 
I had started feeling as if my daughter was a "physical extension" of me ! 

So when she was leaving home to set up her own nest, 
it was as though 
I was losing a limb...

The next time she came for a short stay with us, 
I was astonished how her priorities had changed. 
( ofcourse we must have given the same shocks to our own parents ! ). 

When she said Amma, 
she meant her MIL & not me! 

I imagined that she was always in a hurry to go back to her house & 
not stay with me for a few more days..

 That was the first time, 
it dawned on me that 
I have to start practising detachment in attachment...

Two years after 
my daughter’s marriage, 
my son left for higher stdies to U S. 
Having experienced a child's separation once, 
I was better equipped emotionally. 

I plunged head long into various classes held in the city starting from vedanta to healing to ikebana -
 I just wanted to be away from home..

 since my husband was a 7-7 worker 
& a workaholic. 

My son used to write how he was missing my home cooked food, 
how he was waiting to come back to live in Chennai with us etc...

After a few years, he did come back 
& we got him married. 

He started living separately with his wife & 
we were also happy that they wanted to be independant from the beginning...

But now, 
it was all changed ! 

When in the U S, 
he missed my cooking, now if I called him to come over with his wife for a meal, 
it was always some excuse like 
" oh, amma, we have other plans for the day, 
please don't mistake us if we don't drop in today " ! 

I could see that his priorities had also changed completely..

We talk in theory so many things & 
give advice to others etc 
but when it comes to your own children,

 acceptance comes very late & 
next step is just leaving them undisturbed 
in every way, 
-
mainly without advice from our end.

It was at that time, I made the following lines as my 
" new profile":
 
In all my relationships , rather interactions , I give my best. 
I work hard to mature & 
cherish them. 

My attachment with them is complete.

 However , I remain detached in the sense that I do not expect them to reciprocate my affection. 

Most importantly , 
I make a conscious effort , 
not to interfere or pass judgements on the lives they choose to lead. 

My concern for my near & dear ones will not fade with my detachment. 
If you let go of the ones you love , 
they will never go away – 
this is the beauty of attachment with detachment ! 

I have learnt to love & let go.
This dictum has developed tolerance in me. 
When I let the people live the way they want to , 
I learn to accept them for what they are. 

Most importantly , 
I learn to tolerate the world around me & 
this tolerance brings in me a sense of peace & contentment. 

I ask God to guide me in being loving , compassionate , tolerant & understanding when 
I interact with others. 
If a person wants to share a thought or concern with me 
I want that person to feel comfortable to do so. 
I want to remain peaceful & approachable to others. 

Before I speak , I pray to God to give me the right words so that I express myself clearly & with consideration to others.
 
Since both my children live in Chennai, I follow this very strictly, you know why ! 

Now I have realised that we start growing mentally much more only after the children leave the house & 
we have to tackle the emotional vacuum, 
that arises, along with age-related problems .

I find this is the most testing period for a woman, 
as well & emerging successfully is a slow process.
 
I specially dedicate this post to my  friends, 
who are  totally  dependant  on their  children's lives, 
to nurture their  own  selves  emotionally. 

Please develop your  own  intersts, hobbies  etc, however mundane they  seem to be..

We must learn
To love  whatever  we  do
instead of
Doing whatever we love !!