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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 41

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अयोध्या से वापस आने पर मां कौशल्या ने पूछा
SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 41
"रावण" को मार दिया? 🍢 राम ने सुन्दर जवाब दिया- उसे मैंने नहीं मारा, उसे "मै" ने मारा है. "दशहरे" की आप सभी को बहुत बहुत बधाइयाँ 🙏

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🎉🎊Dasha Hara is a Sanskrit word which means removal of ten bad qualities within you
🎆Kama vasana (Lust)
🎆Krodha (Anger)
🎆Moha (Attachment)
🎆Lobha (Greed)
🎆Mada (Over Pride)
🎆Matsara (Jealousy)
🎆Swartha (Selfishness)
🎆Anyaaya (Injustice)
🎆Amanavta (Cruelty)
🎆Ahankara (Ego)
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟It's also known as 'Vijaydashami' which means Vijaya over these ten bad qualities.
Happy Dussehara! 🙏

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ಎದೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
ಆತ್ಮವಿಶ್ವಾಸವಿದ್ದರೆ 
ಅದೇ ಆಯುಧ,
ಮುಖದಲ್ಲಿ ನಗುವಿದ್ದರೆ 
ಅದೇ ವಿಜಯ..

ಎರಡೂ ಸದಾ ನಿಮ್ಮಲ್ಲಿದ್ದು 
ನವಚೈತನ್ಯ ನೀಡಲಿ..
ನಿಮ್ಮ ಬದುಕೆಂಬ ಜಂಬೂಸವಾರಿ 
ದಸರಾ ದರ್ಬಾರ್ನಂತಿರಲಿ ಸದಾ..

ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ನವರಾತ್ರಿಯ ಶುಭಾಶಯಗಳು.

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A Wife applying HALDI . KUMKUM on her own tounge ..

Husband asks what this nonsense...

Awesome reply by wife

"  AYUDH PUJA"
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👳 Astrologer: Do u want to know about your husband's future?

🙎 Wife: Rubbish, I will decide his future ! you tell me his past. 
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Golden Words

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely dead..."

Send this to all men who can smile after reading this... & to all ladies who can LOL after reading it.

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Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.☝

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ಬಸ್ ಸ್ಟಾಂಡಲ್ಲಿ ಕಾಲೇಜು ಹುಡುಗಿ ksrtcಬಸ್ ಗೆ ಹತ್ತಿ ಡ್ರೈವರ್ ಹತ್ತಿರ ಸ್ಟೈಲಾಗಿ ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾಳೆ "ಈ ಡಬ್ಬ ಯಾವಗ ಹೊರಡುವುದು "

ಡ್ರೈವರ್ "ಕಸ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ತುಂಬಿದ ಮೇಲೆ "
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I crossed my street, they asked my caste....

Crossed my district, they asked my religion..

Crossed my state, they asked my native language...

And I became an Indian only after I crossed my country !!!

A silent but strong message..Think about it.

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Award for the Best Out of Office auto reply: 😋😋

I will be on leave from 2nd to 9th 

For emergencies, please call 100 (police) and 102 (ambulance).

For all other things have patience, I am not dying and shall be joining on 10th!!

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Success is like a beautiful lover,
It will leave us any TIME.
But 
Failure is like wonderful mother,
it will teach us some important lessons of LIFE.

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I asked god to keep all "my friends happy all the times."
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☺ God said ok but only for 4 days now you select that 4 days,
😊 " I said ok "
🌞" summer day "
❄ "winter day "
☔ " rainy day "
🌺 " spring day "
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😯 God got confused and said no  you can select only 3 days.
😊 "I said ok "
❌ " yesterday "
✅ " today "
❓ " tommorow "
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😯 God got confused and said no you can select only 2 days,
😊" I said ok "
💖 " current day AND
❓ " next day "
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😯God again got confused and said no you can selectonly☝one day,
😊 " I said ok "
🌞" everyday "
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😊"God started laughing and said 🆒🙏 all your friends will be happy all the
time"😊😆😛😜😝


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Beautiful saying ---
Mobile has taught us three things ....
Whatever makes you happy  -- save it.....
Whatever makes others happy -- forward it.....
Whatever will make no one happy -- Delete it..

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Japanese Psychology:- The third letter of ur name shows ur character..!!!!
 TryChey  
 What's the third letter of ur name?
 A. Romantic
 B. Proud
 C. Innocent
 D. Loved by all
 E. Good and lovely
 F. Feels for others
 G. Logical mind person
 H. Leader
 I. Helpful
 J. Enjoys every bit of life
 K. Irritating
 L. Funny
 M. Emotional
 N. Sensible
 O. Supportive
 P. Crazy
 Q. Unpredictable
 R. Practical
 S. Loving
 T. Fake
 U. Sensitive
 V. Genius
 W. Calm
 X. Takes everything easy
 Y. Intelligent
 Z. Jovial.
 Whats Urs Check It Up..and share

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😊 Seven Wonders of Life 😍

1. Your Mother - Who is the first person to welcome you in this world.

2. Your Father - Who is the first person to go through all the hardships just to see you smile.

3. Your Sibling - The first person to teach you the art of 'sharing and caring'.

4. Your Friend - The first person to teach you how to respect people with different opinions and viewpoints.

5. Your Life partner - The first person to make you realize the value of sacrifice and compromise.

6. Your Children - The first little person to teach you how to be selfless and think about others before yourself.

7. Your Grandchildren - The only creatures who make you want to live the life, all over again ... !!

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ಮೂವತ್ತು ವರ್ಷದ ಯುವಕ ತನ್ನ ತಂದೆಯನ್ನು ವೃದ್ಧಾಶ್ರಮಕ್ಕೆ ಕರೆ ತರುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಯುವಕನಿಗೆ ಹೆಂಡತಿ ಕರೆ ಮಾಡಿ "ತಂದೆಗೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮನೆಗೆ ಬರುವು ದು ಬೇಡ. ವರ್ಷವಿಡೀ, ಹಬ್ಬಹರಿದಿನಗಳಲ್ಲೂ , ಅಲ್ಲೇ ಇರುವಂತೆ ಹೇಳಿ" ಎಂದು ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾಳೆ.
ಈ ಮಧ್ಯೆ, ತಂದೆ ಆ ಆಶ್ರಮದ ಮೇಲ್ವಿಚಾರಕನ ಹತ್ತಿರ ನಗು ನಗುತ್ತಾ ಮಾತನಾಡುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾನೆ.
ಇದನ್ನು ನೋಡಿದ ಮಗ, ತಂದೆ ಕೋಣೆಗೆ ಸಾಮಾನು ಇಡಲು ಹೋದಾಗ ಮೇಲ್ವಿಚಾರಕನನ್ನು ಕೇಳುತ್ತಾನೆ 'ನನ್ನ ಅಪ್ಪನಿಗೆ ನಿಮ್ಮ ಪರಿಚಯ ಹೇಗಿದೆ?'
ಮೇಲ್ವಿಚಾರಕ ನಗುತ್ತಾ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾನೆ "ನನ್ನ ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಂದೆಯ ಪರಿಚಯ ಮೂವತ್ತು ವರ್ಷದ ಹಿಂದಿನದು,
ಮೂವತ್ತು ವರ್ಷದ ಹಿಂದೆ ಅವರು ಅನಾಥಾಶ್ರಮಕ್ಕೆ ಬಂದು ಒಂದು ಅನಾಥ ಬಾಲಕನನ್ನು ದತ್ತಕ್ಕೆ ತಗೆದುಕೊಂಡಿದ್ದರು"
ಮಗ ಮೂಕನಾಗಿ ನಿಂತುಬಿಟ್ಟ ! 

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Six Best Doctors 👷in the World-
          1.Sunlight☀
              2.Rest😴
          3.Exercise🚵 🏊
             4.Diet🍵🍌🍊🍇
   5.Self Confidence😇
                   &
          6.Friends💑👫
Maintain them in all stages of ⚡Life and enjoy🎊 healthy 👍life
If   you   see   the   🌚moon ..... You   see    the    beauty🌠    of    God⛄ .....   
If    you   see    the   Sun🌞 ..... You   see    the    power🌋   of    God .....   And ....    
If   you   see   the   Mirror🌁. You   see     the    best    Creation🌀 of   GOD .

So    Believe   in    👻YOURSELF. We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  has already fixed all our Routes ✈Reservations & Destinations🔰
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...

Our aim in life should be

🔹9⃣-glass drinking water. 
🔹8⃣-hrs sound sleep. 
🔹7⃣-wonders tour with family.
🔹6⃣-six digit income.
🔹5⃣-days work a week 
🔹4⃣-wheeler.
🔹3⃣-bedroom flat 
🔹2⃣-cute children. 
🔹1⃣-sweetheart. 
🔹0⃣-tension! 

⚡Send to all people😃 who are important💫 to you...
😁😀👍💑😁😀

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