SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 52

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 52The office notice board displayed.
आज का हिंदी ज्ञान :
Air Hostess = हवाई सुंदरी
Nurse = दवाई सुंदरी
Lady Teacher = पढ़ाई सुँदरी
Maid = सफ़ाई सुँदरी.
Some one added:
Wife - लड़ाई सुँदरी
All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄
🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋
🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
🔴A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝
🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal

🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
🔴Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
👍 ಹುಡುಗಿ ತನ್ನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇರುವಷ್ಟು ದಿನ "ರಾಣಿ"ಹಾಗೆ ಇರ‍್ತಾಳೆ..
ಲಗ್ನವಾಗಿ ಗಂಡನ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಗುವಾಗ "ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮೀ" ಅನಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಾಳೆ..
ಗಂಡನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ "ಬಾಯಿ" ಆಗಿಬಿಡುತ್ತಾಳೆ..
ಈ ರೀತಿಯಾಗಿ ಹುಡುಗಿ "ರಾಣಿ-ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮೀ-ಬಾಯಿ" ಯಾಗುತ್ತಾಳೆ..!!!
ನಂತರ ಜೀವನ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಗಂಡನ ಜೊತೆ ಯುಧ್ಧ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾಳೆ.


👍 Why some names are like 👇:
So that "Mom can Remember 🙍


ಕನ್ನಡ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಕಮ್ಮಿ ಆದ್ರೆ ಪ್ರಾಣನೆ   ಹೋಗುತ್ತೆ.       

ಧಾರವಾಡ್ ಮೇಸ್ಟ್ರು: ನಮ್ ಮನ್ಯಾಗ   12 🐃 ಎಮ್ಮಿ  ಅದಾವ , ಅದ್ರಾಗ   ನಾ ಕೆಮ್ಮಿ ಸತ್ರ  ಎಸ್ಟ್  ಉಳಿತಾವ್?   

ಗುಂಡ:  12 🐃 ಎಮ್ಮಿ.                  
ಮೇಸ್ಟ್ರು:  ಅದ್  ಹೆಂಗೋ ?.                     
ಗುಂಡ:  ನೀವ್  ಕೆಮ್ಮಿ ಸತ್ರ ಎಮ್ಮಿ ಯಾಕ್ ಕಡಿಮಿ ಅಗ್ತಾವ್ರಿ ಸರಾ 😂😂.


Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

Husband :"Simran"!!

Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

Husband : 98

Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "


"Pin drop Silence"😂😂😂