SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 51

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 51Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com
"A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by "Mistake." 😄😝😉
TEACHER: Gunda tel me ur family member name in english.
Gunda: my mom name is
(Anna purna)
Dad name is
(kari basappa)
My big brother name
(Gaja pathi)
My small brother name is
[Gundu rao]
& my name is
(Mutthu raja)
Dont laugh alone 😜😄😂😂 pass it
ChotuSpecial : 😹😹😹
Chotu - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Chotu- Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Bade - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Chotu - I can eat 6 apples.
Bade - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Chotu: Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Chotu to Pintu - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Pintu - I can eat 10.
Chotu - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunata!! 😰😜😫😂😇😅😅😅
Chotu calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Chotu - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Chotu - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Chotu.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Chotu- My number is 4.
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Chotu: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
Chotu and Pintu are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Chotu - What should we do now?
Pintu - We'll take 50:50.
-Chotu What about the remaining 900?
Chotu: Let's go for movie.
Pintu : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Chotu: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁
Chotu reading newspaper..
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Chotu comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
Pintu : I have more Fans than You..
Chotu: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.😂

A lesson from a mumbai rickshaw driver
Exact Narration by an auto-rickshaw passenger,
Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries, who shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:
... One Sunday, my wife, kid, and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra. When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different...
I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel.
My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines.
This was enough for me to realize that I was in a special vehicle.
Then I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths
- from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism.
There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan.
I realized that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special.
I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished.
I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down.
He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.
No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke T.V dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega."
We realized that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai – the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life.
I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time.
He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use.
He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped.
Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs. 50.
My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO!
A hero who deserves all our respect!!!
Our journey came to an end;
45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness, and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai, my temporary home.
We disembarked, and all I could do was
to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a
free ride for a blind man.
I hope, one day, you too have a chance to meet Mr Sandeep Bachhe in his auto rickshaw: MH-02-Z-8508.
Be a Reason for Million Smiles….But Never be a reason for even a single Grudge…
Wedding in chennai....Hats off to the Groom who is daring to face two Calamities at same time.....😜😂😀😀
One natural and other supernatural......😜😜😜
😜 BOSS .
in office : Okay guys, today we are going to play a game.....
When I say a name of the fruit, you run to the right side of the hall....
And when I say any color, you run to the left side of the hall....
One who runs on wrong side will not get the 100% pay increment...
got it ?😊
Employees : Yes Boss, Got it.👍💃🏃
Boss : Okay...Ready, Set...
Employees : 😳😳😇😇😰😰😖😁😡
No one got increasment.
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