SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 56

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 56
Honda India recalls 90,210 City & Mobilio cars to fix a fuel pipe fault.

Every time I read about a Car manufacturer recalling their faulty vehicles ....

I hope that one day

our in-laws will also 

call us, accept their mistake and
recall their product....🙏😜


Charging Mobile at Night is a National Waste.

We have habit of keeping mobile for charging at night. After 2 hours of charging the mobile is fully charged and for the rest part of night it is connected without any purpose.  As per a recent study approximately 4 watts are consumed during this time. It looks insignificant at personal level. But see the calculation below.
4 watts x 6 hours of additional charging = 24 Watt-hours. Total active mobile users in India are 800 million. Suppose only 10 % people have this habit of night charging (actual % is much more) there are 8 crore indians doing it everyday. 8 crore × 24 Watt hour = 19.2 lakh KWhrs (units) wasted every night for no reason. 

 This is 1920 MW power. Govt needs  investment of Rs5 crore to create one MW power generation . So GOI needs investment of approxi Rs10000 crore to cater to this power need.

There could be little variation in above figures but it is still huge waste of national resource.
Think ab💡ut it. 


😊Smile : Because it
                  makes a
                  difference ....
😫 Cry : Because
               holding back those
               emotions  is
               bad for you .... 
😃 Laugh : Because 
                     there is no
                    point in hiding
                    happiness .
😔 Apologize : Because
                         you don't
                         want to
                        special ....
😍 Love : Because you
                  this feeling
                  once in your
                  lifetime .... 
☺Hug :  Because
                there's no
                better feeling
                than being
                wrapped up
                warmly by
                some one you
                love ....
😇Live : Because you
               have only one
               life and this day
               will never again 
               come back..!!!     


ಹುಟ್ಟಿದಾಗ ಹಾಲಿನ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಶಾಲೆಲಿ ನೀರಿನ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ನಲ್ಲಿ ಪೆಪ್ಸಿ ಕೋಕ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಯವ್ವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಬೀರ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಲವ್ ಮಾಡಿದ ದು;ಖದಲ್ಲಿ ವಿಸ್ಕಿ ಬಾಟಲ್
ವಿಸ್ಕಿ ಕುಡಿದು ಲಿವರ್ ಫೇಲ್ ಅದ್ರೆ ಗ್ಲುಕೋಸ್ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಅಪರೇಷನ್ ಆಗ್ ಬೇಕ೦ದ್ರೆ ರಕ್ತದ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಅಕಸ್ಮಾತ್ ಜೀವ ಹೋಗೋದಾದ್ರೆ ಗ೦ಗಾಜಲದ ಬಾಟಲ್
ನೋಡಿ ಓಮ್ಮೆ ಹುಟ್ಟಿದಾಗ ಬಾಟಲ್ ಹಿಡಿದ್ರೆ ಸಾಯೋವರೆಗು
ಸಾತ್ ಕೋಡುತ್ತೆ ನೋಡ್ರಿ ಈ ಬಾಟಲ್
ಎನ್ರಿ ಈ ಬಾಟಲ್ ಮಹಿಮೆ ವ್ವಾ ವ್ವ

Wife: (waking up from her sleep) Darling😊 just had a dream that you bought me a new year gift,
Wow it was a 
Diamond Necklace ..✨

Husband : Darling i suggest go

 back to sleep 

and wear it. ..😳😳😳💥


ಮನಮುಟ್ಟಿದ ಸಾಲುಗಳು..
1." ನೀವೇನನ್ನು ಬಯಸುತ್ತೀರೋ 
ಅದನ್ನು ಪಡೆಯಲಾರಿರಿ. ಏನನ್ನು ಪಡೆದಿದ್ದೀರೋ ಅದನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸಲಾರಿರಿ. ಏನನ್ನು ಅನುಭವಿಸುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರೋ ಅದು ಶಾಶ್ವತವಲ್ಲ. ಯಾವುದು ಶಾಶ್ವತವೋ ಅದು ಬೇಸರ.
ಅದೇ ಬದುಕು"...
2. "ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಬೆರಳುಗಳೂ ಒಂದೇ ರೀತಿಯ ಅಳತೆಯನ್ನು ಹೊಂದಿಲ್ಲ.ಆದರೆ ಅವು ಬಗ್ಗಿ ನಿಂತರೆ ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಒಂದೇ ಸಮನಾದೀತು. ಬದುಕಿನಲ್ಲೂ ಹಾಗೆ ನಾವು ಬಾಗುವುದಾದರೆ ಮತ್ತು ಸನ್ನಿವೇಶಗಳಿಗೆ ಹೊಂದಿಕೊಳುವುದಾದರೆ ಬದುಕು ತುಂಬಾ ಸರಳ"..


One day all the employees reached the office and saw a big advice written on the door: Yesterday the person who has been stopping your growth in this company passed away. You are invited to join the funeral.

In the beginning, they got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they got curious to know who was the man who stopped their growth.
Everyone thought: Well atleast the man who stopped my progress died!

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside they were speechless. They stood shocked in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. There was a mirror inside the coffin and everyone who looked inside could see himself. 

There was a sign next to the mirror that read:
There is only one person who is capable to set limits to your growth...It is you. You are the only person who can influence your happiness, success and realization.

Your life does not change when your boss friends or company change.....your life changes when you change...you go beyond your limiting beliefs and you realize you are the only one responsible for your life.
Its the way you face life that makes the difference!

If an egg is broken from outside force....life ends but if it is broken from inside force life begins. Great things always begin from our inside.


Who is packing your parachute?

Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely. He won acclaims and appreciations from many.

After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him and said "You're Captain Vishal ! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!"

"How in the world did you know that?" asked Vishal.

"I packed your parachute," the man smiled and replied.
Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn't worked, I wouldn’t be here today.

 Vishal couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man. He wondered how many times I might have seen him and not even said 'Good morning, how are you?' or anything because, he was a fighter pilot and that person was just a safety worker"

So friends, who is packing your parachute?
Everyone has someone who provides what they need to make it through the day. 

We need many kinds of parachutes when our plane is shot down – we need the physical parachute, the mental parachute, the emotional parachute, and the spiritual parachute. 
We call on all these supports before reaching safety.

Sometimes in the daily challenges that life gives us, we miss what is really important.

We may fail to smile, say hello, please, or thank you, congratulate someone on something wonderful that has happened to them, give a compliment, or just do something nice for no reason.

As you go through this week, this month, this year, recognize the people who pack your parachute. 

😊 I just want to THANK everyone who packed my parachute this year one way or the other - through your words, deeds, prayers !!🙏

👍  Inspiring Story 👍 

A famous writer was in his study room. He picked up his pen and started writing :

** Last year, I had a surgery and my gall bladder was removed. I had to stay stuck to the bed due to this surgery for a long time. 

** The same year I reached the age of 60 years and had to give up my favourite job. I had spent 30 years of my life in this publishing company. 

** The same year I experienced the sorrow of the death of my father.

** And in the same year my son failed in his medical exam because he had a car accident. He had to stay in bed at hospital with the cast on for several days. The destruction of car was another loss. 

At the end he wrote: Alas! It was such a bad year !! 

When the writer's wife entered the room, she found her husband looking sad & lost in his thoughts. From behind his back she read what was written on the paper. She left the room silently and came back with another paper and placed it on side of her husband's writing.

When the writer saw this paper, he found his name written on it with the following lines :

** Last year I finally got rid of my gall bladder due to which I had spent years in pain....

** I turned 60 with sound health and got retired from my job. Now I can utilize my time to write something better with more focus and peace.....

** The same year my father, at the age of 95, without depending on anyone or without any critical condition met his Creator....

 ** The same year, God blessed my son with a new life. My car was destroyed but my son stayed alive without getting any disability.

At the end she wrote: 

This year was an immense blessing of God and it passed well !!!

The writer was indeed happy and amazed at such beautiful and encouraging interpretation of the happenings in his life in that year !!!

Moral : In daily lives we must see that its not happiness that makes us grateful but gratefulness that makes us happy.

Think positive.....

Be happy...

Stay Blessed....