SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 59

A man, an avid Gardener saw a small Butterfly laying few eggs in one of the pots in his garden. Since that day he looked at the egg with ever growing curiosity and eagerness. The egg started to move and shake a little. He was excited to see a new life coming up right in front of his eyes. He spent hours watching the egg now. The egg started to expand and develop cracks. A tiny head and antennae started to come out ever so slowly. The man's excitement knew no bounds. He got his magnifying glasses and sat to watch the life and body of a pupa coming out. He saw the struggle of the tender pupa and couldn't resist his urge to "HELP". He went and got a tender forceps to help the egg break, a nip here, a nip there to help the struggling life and the pupa was out. The man was ecstatic! He waited now each day for the pupa to grow and fly like a beautiful butterfly, but alas that never happened.......... The larvae pupa had a oversized head and kept crawling along in the pot for the full 4 weeks and died! Depressed the man went to his botanist friend and asked the reason. His friend told him the struggle to break out of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings and the head push helps the head to remain small so that the tender wings can support it thru its 4 week life cycle. In his eagerness to help, the man destroyed a beautiful life! Struggles help all of us, that's why a bit of effort goes a long way to develop our strength to face life's difficulties! As parents, we sometimes go too far trying to help and protect our kids from life's harsh realities and disappointments.

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 59
ಹತ್ತು ತಮಾಷೆಯ ಸಂಗತಿಗಳು 
1. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಕಣ್ಣನ್ನು ಸೋಪಿನಿಂದ      ತೊಳೆಯಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ 

2. ನಿಮ್ಮ ತಲೆಕೂದಲನ್ನು ಎಣಿಸಲು                 ನಿಮಗೆ  ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ 

3. ನಾಲಿಗೆಯು ಬಾಯಿಯ ಹೊರಗಡೆ ಇದ್ದಾಗ ಉಸಿರಾಡಲು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿಲ್ಲ.

4. ನೀವು ಈಗಷ್ಟೇ 3ನೆಯದನ್ನು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಿರಿ

6. ಮೂರನೆಯದನ್ನು ಪ್ರಯತ್ನಿಸಿದಾಗ ಅದು ಸಾಧ್ಯವಿದೆ ಎಂದು ನಿಮಗೆ ತಿಳಿಯಿತು ಆದರೆ ಆಗ ನೀವು ಚೆನ್ನಾಗಿ ಕಾಣ್ತಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ 😛

7. ಮೂರ್ಖನಾದೆ ಎಂದು ನಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರಿ.. 😄

8. ಐದನೆಯದನ್ನು ನೀವು ಓದಲಿಲ್ಲ

9. 5ನೆಯದು ಇದೆಯೋ ಇಲ್ಲವೋ ಎಂದು ಪರೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿದಿರಿ

10. ನಗುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರಿ... ಹಾಗೇ ನಗುತ್ತಲೇ ಇರಿ.. 😊😊😊😊😜


💬 Stay away from Anger..It hurts ..Only You!
💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,
💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
💬 Patience with family is love,
💬 Patience with others is respect.
💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.
💬 Never Think Hard about thePAST, It brings Tears...
💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...
💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.
💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,
💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.
💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful
💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?
💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.
💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.

Do Share it with all the Good People In ur Life.


An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.
See his answers... 

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings .

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound .

10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A dish

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's

14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : inflammation of parrot

16. Urology: the study of european people



# A woman writes to the IT Technical.support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
valuable program, Romance 9.5

And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do ?

# Reply:

Dear Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment  Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2. 

Then it will automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8.

Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.

Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be downloaded into your system. 

So please be careful.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. 

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam !
A drop of lemon juice can spoil gallons of milk. 
Similarly, a drop of ego or anger can destroy the beauty of virtues. 
Leave ego, love people, live life. 


The Story of EYES!

Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
They never see each other... BUT

1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...

However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...😉

Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...😜😆😆😆😆😆


Interviewer: Tell me, what are you good at?
Job Seeker: Sir, I am a quick learner.
Interviewer: That's great. From how long you are in Bangalore?
Job Seeker: From 4 and Half years?
Interviewer: Good, tell the same thing in Kannada...
Job Seeker: I do not know Kannada.
Interviewer: You have not learnt kannada in 4 and half years and you say you are a quick learner???
Absolute silence
Interviewer rocks !!


Ten best Indian Army quotes: Must read. Really felt proud just by reading them.

1. "Either I will come back after hoisting the tricolocr, or I will come back wrapped in it, but I will be back for sure.” – Capt. Vikram Batra, PVC

2. “What is a lifetime adventure for you is a daily routine for us.” – Ladakh Leh highway sign board

3. “If death strikes, before I prove my blood, I swear I’ll kill death.” – Capt. Manoj Kumar Pandey PVC 1/11 Gorkha Rifles

4. “Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it, it flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.”

5. “To find us, you must be good, to catch us you must be fast, but to beat us…………you must be kidding.”

6. “May God have mercy on our enemies, because we won’t.”

7. “We live by chance, we love by choice, we kill by profession.” – Officers Training Academy, Chennai

8. “If a man says he’s not afraid of dying, he’s either lying, or he’s a Gorkha.” – Field Marshal Sam Manekshaw

9. “It is God’s duty to forgive the enemies, but it’s our duty to convene a meeting between the two.”

10. “I regret I have but one life to give for my country.” – Prem Ramchandani 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳