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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 70

       Who says we don't exercise?

We 'Jump' to conclusions...
We 'Throw' our weight around...
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 70
We 'Twist' the truth... We 'Stretch' the lies... We 'Bend' the rules... We 'Push' our luck... We 'Lift' our egos... We 'Run' from tough situations... We are absolutely fit...!!! But still, we're fat because we eat our words so often !!

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" ಕ್ಯೆಲಾಸ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಕಾಯಕ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಧರ್ಮ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ದಯೆ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಅರಿವು ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆಚಾರ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಅಧಿಕಾರ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅಭಿಮಾನ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಆಸ್ತಿ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಆರೋಗ್ಯ 
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಸನ್ಮಾನ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಸಂಸ್ಕಾರ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಹಣ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಗುಣ    
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ಮನೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ. ಮನಸ್ಸು
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು.
" ವಿದ್ಯೆ ದೊಡ್ಡದಲ್ಲ ಅನುಭವ
                                    ದೊಡ್ಡದು..

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Two managers were walking through a jungle. 
They saw a hungry tiger. 
One of the guys started tightening his shoe laces, getting ready to run. 
The other asked, "Do you really think you can run faster than the tiger?" 
He replied, "I don't have to run faster than the tiger; 

I just have to run 







faster than you!!" 

That's today's CORPORATE WORLD.🎊🎉💥💦💨

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एक चिन्तन :-
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मैंने एक फूल से कहा. ..!
कल तुम मुरझा जाओगे
फिर क्यों मुस्कुराते हो?
व्यर्थ में
यह ताजगी किसलिए लुटाते हो?
फूल चुप रहा -
इतने में एक तितली आई
पल भर आनंद लिया, उड गई,
एक भौंरा आया
गान सुनाया, सुगंध बटोरी,
और आगे बढ गया,
एक मधुमक्खी आई
पल भर भिनभिनाई
पराग समेटा,
और झूमती गाती चली गई,
खेलते हुए एक बालक ने स्पर्श सुख लिया, रूप-लावण्य निहारा,
मुस्कुराया और खेलने लग गया|
तब फूल बोला-
|| मित्र ||
क्षण भर को ही सही
मेरे जीवन ने कितनों को सुख दिया
क्या तुमने भी कभी ऐसा किया?
कल की चिन्ता में
आज के आनंद में विराम क्यो करूँ!
माटी ने जो
रूप, रंग, रस, गंध दिए
उसे बदनाम क्यो करूँ!
मैं हँसता हूँ
क्योंकि
हँसना मुझे आता है,
मैं खिलता हूँ
क्योंकि
खिलना मुझे सुहाता है,
मैं मुरझा गया तो क्या
कल फिर एक नया फूल खिलेगा
न कभी मुस्कान रुकी हैं,
न......ही
सुगंध
जीवन तो एक सिलसिला है
इसी तरह चलेगा |
"जो आपको मिला है उस में खुश रहिये
और शुक्रिया कीजिए सभी का..
क्योंकि आप जो जीवन जी रहे हैं
वो जीवन कई लोगों ने देखा तक नहीं है । "
"खुश रहिये,
मुस्कुराते रहिये और अपनों को भी खुश रखिए ................................

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After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home....Mom very serious ..... please come to visit.

Son went  and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked: Mom what can I do for you.

Mom replied... "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none.... Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked: mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied....."it's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children will send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage
"Truth"

Truth no 1 : 
nobody is real in this world except Mother..  
😊
Truth no. 2 : 
a poor person has no friends..  
😊
Truth no. 3 : 
people do not like good thoughts they like good looks..  
😊
Truth no 4 : 
people respect the money not the person..  
😊
Truth no 5 : 
the person you love the most, will hurt you the most !    
😊
Truth no 6 :
"Truth is Simple, But, The Moment YOU try to Explain it...
It Becomes Difficult"   
😊
Truth no 7 :
"When you are happy you enjoy the music", but
 "when you are sad, you understand the lyrics".  
😊
Truth no 8 : 
 IN LIFE Two things define you-
"Your patience" when you have nothing...
&
 "Your attitude" when you have everything...

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"ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂಬ ಅದ್ಭುತ" 
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ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಂಬನಿ 
ಕಂಡಷ್ಟು ನಮಗೆ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರಹನಿ 
ಕಾಣುವುದೇ ಇಲ್ಲ..! 

ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ನಮ್ಮ 
ಮನೆಯ ಕಾಮಧೇನು ! 
ಬೇಡಿದ್ದೆಲ್ಲ ನೀಡಲೇ 
ಬೇಕಾದ ಕಲ್ಪವೃಕ್ಷ ! 

ಅಪ್ಪ ಅತ್ತಿದ್ದು.. 
ಕಂಡವರು ಕಡಿಮೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪ ನೋವುಗಳಿಲ್ಲದ 
ಸಮಚಿತ್ತ ಸರದಾರ ! 

ಹಬ್ಬ ಸಂತಸಗಳಲಿ 
ರೇಷ್ಮೆಸೀರೆ ಹೊಸಬಟ್ಟೆ 
ತೊಡಿಸಿ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಿಸುವ 
ಅಪ್ಪನುಡುಗೆ ಗಮನಿಸಿದವರಾರು?! 

ಧರೆಯ ನಿತ್ಯ ಪೊರೆವ 
ಅಂಬರದಂತೆ ತಂದೆ 
ಸತಿಸುತರ ಹಗಲಿರುಳು 
ಕಾಯ್ವ ವಾತ್ಸಲ್ಯಧಾರೆ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನ ಮಡಿಲಿಂದ 
ಕೈಹಿಡಿದು ನಮ್ಮನ್ನೆಲ್ಲ 
ಹೆಗಲಿಗೇರಿಸಿ ಲೋಕ 
ತೋರಿಸಿದ ಮಾರ್ಗದರ್ಶಕ ! 

ನೋವು-ಬೇವು ನಿರಾಸೆ 
ಸಂಸಾರದೊತ್ತಡಗಳ.. 
ಹಾಲಾಹಲವನೆಲ್ಲ ನುಂಗಿ 
ನಗುವ ನೀಲಕಂಠ ! 

ಅಮ್ಮನೆಂದರೆ ಮಮತೆ ! 
ಅಪ್ಪನೆಂದರೆ ಭದ್ರತೆ ! 
ಸದಾ ಮಡದಿ-ಮಕ್ಕಳ 
ಭವಿಷ್ಯಕಾಗಿ   
ಮುಡುಪಿಟ್ಟು ಬೆಳಗುವ 
ಕರ್ಪೂರದ ಹಣತೆ !
ಹಬ್ಬಕ್ಕೆ  ಹೊಸ ಬಟ್ಟೆ ಕೊಡಿಸಿ
ಸಂಬ್ರಮಿಸುತಿದ್ದ ಅಪ್ಪನ ತೊಗಲ ಮೇಲಿದ್ದ
ಹರಿದ ಬನಿಯನ್    
ಯಾರಿಗೂ ಕಾಣಲೇಯಿಲ್ಲ

ಹೊಸ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ ಶೂ ಹಾಕಿಸಿ 
ಶಾಲೆಗೆ ಕಳಿಸುವಾಗ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಅವಾಯಿ ಚಪ್ಪಲಿ 
ಎಂದೋ ಹರಿದು ಹೋದದ್ದು 
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಕೂಡಿ ಉಣುವಾಗ ಎಲ್ಲರಿಗೂ ತೃಪ್ತಿಯಾಗಲಿ 
ಎಂದು ಅರ್ಧ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆಯಲ್ಲೇ ಕೈತೊಳೆದ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಹಸಿವು ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಮಗಳು ತವರು ಬಿಡುವಾಗ
ಅಮ್ಮನ ಕಣ್ಣೀರ ಮುಂದೆ
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಗಟ್ಟಿ ಎದೆ ಬಿರಿದು ಮೌನವಾದದ್ದು 
ಗೊತ್ತಾಗಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 

ಅವ್ವನ ಮಮತೆಯ ಹೊರತೆಯಲಿ 
ಅಪ್ಪನ ಬೆವರು ಉಕ್ಕಿದ್ದು 
ತಿಳಿಯಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ 
ಎದೆಯಾಳದ ಬಿಗಿತ
ಗೊಚರಿಸಲೇ ಇಲ್ಲ

ಅಪ್ಪಾ ಯು.ಆರ್ ಗ್ರೇಟ್.

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Baby giraffes never go to school. But they learn a very important lesson rather early in life. A lesson that all of us would do well to remember.

The birth of a baby giraffe is quite an earth-shaking event. The baby falls from its mother's womb, some eight feet above the ground. It shrivels up and lies still, too weak to move.

The mother giraffe lovingly lowers her neck to smooch the baby giraffe. And then something unbelievable happens. She lifts her long leg and kicks the baby giraffe, sending it flying up in the air and tumbling down on the ground.

As the baby lies curled up, the mother kicks the baby again and again until the baby giraffe, still trembling and tired, pushes its limbs and for the first time learns to stand on its feet.

Happy to see the baby standing on its own feet, the mother giraffe comes over and gives it yet another kick. The baby giraffe falls one more time, but now quickly recovers and stands up.

Mama Giraffe is delighted. She knows that her baby has learnt an important lesson:

Never mind how hard you fall, always remember to pick yourself up and get back on your feet.

Why does the mother giraffe do this? She knows that lions and leopards love giraffe meat. So unless the baby giraffe quickly learns to stand and run with the pack, it will have no chance of survival

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A flower doesn't think of competing with the flower next to it. 
It just blooms....
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Living with God is true Education, 
Living for God is true Devotion,
Living in God is true Spirituality...
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✒SOMEONE HAS WRITTEN THESE 10 BEAUTIFUL LINES. READ and TRY to UNDERSTAND the DEEPER MEANING of THEM.
  
📎 1). PRAYER is not a "spare wheel" that YOU PULL OUT when IN trouble, but it is a "STEERING WHEEL" that DIRECT the RIGHT PATH THROUGHOUT LIFE. 

 📎2). Why is a CAR'S WINDSHIELD so LARGE & the REAR VIEW MIRROR so small? BECAUSE our PAST is NOT as IMPORTANT as OUR FUTURE. So, LOOK AHEAD and MOVE ON. 


📎3). FRIENDSHIP is like a BOOK. It takes a FEW SECONDS to BURN, but it TAKES YEARS to WRITE.
 

📎4). All THINGS in LIFE are TEMPORARY. If they are GOING WELL, ENJOY them, they WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. If they are going wrong, don't WORRY, THEY CAN'T LAST LONG EITHER. 

📎5). Old FRIENDS are GOLD! NEW friends are DIAMONDS! If you GET a DIAMOND, DON'T FORGET the GOLD! To HOLD a DIAMOND, you ALWAYS NEED a BASE of GOLD! 


📎6). Often when WE LOSE HOPE and THINK this is the END, GOD SMILES from ABOVE and SAYS, "RELAX, SWEETHEART; it's JUST a BEND, NOT THE END!" 


📎7). When GOD SOLVES your PROBLEMS, you HAVE FAITH in HIS ABILITIES; when GOD DOESN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, HE has FAITH in YOUR ABILITIES. 


 📎8). A BLIND PERSON asked GOD: "CAN THERE be ANYTHING WORSE THAN LOSING EYE SIGHT?" HE REPLIED: "YES, LOSING YOUR VISION!" 


 📎9). When YOU PRAY for OTHERS, GOD LISTEN to YOU and BLESSES THEM, and SOMETIMES, when you are SAFE and HAPPY, REMEMBER that SOMEONE has PRAYED for YOU.  


 📎10). WORRYING does NOT TAKE AWAY TOMORROW'S TROUBLES; IT TAKES AWAY today's PEACE.
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