SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 62

Wife :  Hubby ! 
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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 62
Tuesday hotel Wednesday outing Thursday dinner Friday movie Saturday picnic How fun it'll be ☺ Husband : ya Then on Sunday to temple Wife : Y ??😶😶😶😶😶😶 Husband : For begging . 😛😆😅😛😆😅😛😆😅😛😆😅 *********

Who is poor? Worth reading. 

A wealthy woman goes to a saree store and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some cheap sarees. It is my son's marriage and I have to give to my maid."

After sometime, the maid comes to the saree shop and tells the boy at the counter "Bhaiya show some expensive sarees. I want to gift my Mistress on her son's marriage"

Poverty is in the mind or in the purse?

Who is Rich?

Once, a lady with her family was staying in a 3-star hotel for a picnic. She was the mother of a 6 month old baby.
"Can I get 1 cup of milk?" asked the lady to the 3-star hotel manager.
"Yes madam", he replied.
"But it will cost 100 bucks". "No problem", said the lady.
While driving back from hotel, the child was hungry again.
They stopped at a road side tea stall and took milk from the tea vendor
"How much?” she asked the tea vendor.
"Madam, we don't charge money for kid's milk", the old man said with a smile.
"Let me know if you need more for the journey". The lady took one more cup and left.
She wondered, "Who’s richer? The hotel manager or the old tea vendor?

Sometimes, in the race for more money, we forget that we are all humans. Let's help someone in need, without expecting something in return. It will make us feel better than what money can.
Coffee never knew that it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.
We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people....

Stay connected.

"The world is full of nice people... If you can't find one... Be one.😃


This is Brilliant:

I don't think I've ever heard a concept explained scientifically better than this...

"Well you see, it's like this...

A herd of buffalos can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo? 🐃🐃🐃

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. 🐃🐃🐃🐅 

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only work as fast as the slowest brain cells. 

Now, as we know,excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.🌐

And that's why you always feel smarter after a few drinks....,

👌Awesome message dedicated to all the "Spirit"uals 😹😅😹🍻

A young man in his thirties used to stand on the footpath opposite the famous Tata Cancer Hospital at Mumbai and stare at the crowd in front- fear plainly written upon the faces of the patients standing at death's door; their  relatives with equally grim faces running around.. These sights disturbed him greatly..

Most of the patients were poor people from distant towns. They had no idea whom to meet, or what to do. They had no money for medicines, not even food.

The  young man, heavily depressed, would return home. 'Something should be done for these people', he would. think. He was haunted by the thought day and night. 

At last he found a way-
He rented out his own hotel that was doing good business and raised some money. From these funds he started a charitable activity right opposite Tata Cancer Hospital, on the pavement next to Kondaji Building.

He himself had no idea that the activity would continue to flourish even after the passage of 27 years.

The activity consisted of providing free meals for cancer patients and their relatives. Many people in the vicinity approved of this activity. 

Beginning with fifty, the number of beneficiaries soon rose to hundred, two hundred, three hundred. As the numbers of patients increased, so did the number of helping hands.

As years rolled by, the activity continued; undeterred by the change of seasons, come winter, summer or even the dreaded monsoon of Mumbai. 

The number of beneficiaries soon reached 700. Mr Harakhchand Sawla, for that was the name of the pioneer, did not stop here. He started supplying free medicines for the needy. In fact, he started a medicine bank, enlisting voluntary services of three doctors and three pharmacists. A toy banks was opened for kids suffering from cancer. The 'Jeevan Jyot' trust founded by Mr Sawla now runs more than 60 humanitarian  projects.

 Sawla, now 57 years old, works with the same vigour. A thousand salutes to his boundless energy and his monumental contribution!

There are people in this country who look upon Sachin Tendulkar as 'God'- for playing 200 test matches in 20 years, few hundred one day matches, and scoring100 centuries and 30,000 runs. 

But hardly anyone knows Harakhchand Sawla, leave alone call him 'God' for feeding free lunches to 10 to 12 lac cancer patients and their relatives. We owe this discrepancy to our mass media! 

For last 27 years, millions of cancer patients and their relatives have found 'God', in the form of Harakhchand Sawla.

As you forward interesting jokes and poems instantly, do forward this message. 

Mr Sawla deserves his fair share of recognition, more  importantly, let his story inspire as many as possible.

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On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "The name is Bond..."

Continuing in his inimitable style, "......James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?"

Telugu Guy: "The  name is Rao...Siva Rao...

Samba Siva Rao...

Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao..."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name- he simply says "James"



This is ultimate...😝😝😝😂😂😜😜😜

Wife (asking in a loving tone): "Honey, Will you build 'Taj Mahal' for me."?

Husband: "I have already purchased the land. The delay is from your side only...!!!"


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ಬಾಲ್ಯಕ್ಕೆ ಪ್ರೀತಿಯ ಕೊಂಡಾಟ
ಯೌವನದಲ್ಲಿ ದುಡ್ಡಿನ ಹಿಂದೆ ಓಟ
ಎಲ್ಲ ಬೇಕುಗಳ ಹಿಂದೆ ಜೂಟಾಟ
ಮುದಿತನಕ್ಕೆ ಆರೋಗ್ಯದ ಪೀಕಲಾಟ..

ಜೀವ ಹೋದ ಮೇಲೆ
ಆಪ್ತರ ಗೋಳಾಟ
ಗಂಟಿದ್ದರೆ ನೆಂಟರ ರಂಪಾಟ
ಇಲ್ದಿದ್ರೆ ಮನೆಯವರ ಜಂಜಾಟ..

ಊರಿಗೊಂದು ಊಟ
ಮನೆಗೊಂದು ಫೋಟ....