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Wisdom thoughts enlightened minds

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Change is hard at first,
Messy at the middle
And gorgeous at the end.

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but building the new.

Don't wait for change,
Be the change .....

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Walking with confidence is far better than running with confusion.

If You Spend More Time Preparing,
You Will Spend Less Time Repairing.

Hv confidence that whatever you do will fetch u success....

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The treatment by loved ones as an outsider breaks you,
 Than the insult caused by an outsider.

Priorities change the face of relationships,
Don't let anything come inbetween a beautiful relationship.

Remember you have only one life, Don't carry the grudge on.
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Always See good in everyone. 
Be blind to the faults of others. 
It brings peace in your life. 
Things don`t change,

So Just change the way you look at them.

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*Behaviour* is always greater than *knowledge*...
Because,
In life there are many situations where *knowledge* fail's 
But your *behaviour* can handle any *situation*...

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Standing alone doesn't mean you are alone.

It means you can handle things by yourself.

Doesn't matter you stand alone or in a group,

Always stand for what is right....
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Be a writer of your life and reader of your mind..

The more you know yourself, the less you need approval of others.

Judge, but don't prejudge.
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Good friends and time are two things that become more valuable the older we get.

Don't loose them , it is a haunted treasure, keep them safe...

A person who has good friends is the richest of all riches.
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People define success as----

It knocks on your door only once ,

But u know what achievers say ,

Knock on the doors of success until it opens for you,

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Life consists of two days, one for you & one against you.

So when it's for you, don't be proud or reckless.

When it's against you, be patient, because both type of days are a test for you.
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Help is a very expensive gift, don't expect it from everyone,

Because, very less people are rich by heart, others only talk.

The best gift you can give somebody is your time,

You are giving them a part of your life.

Be among the few , not the rest...
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Don't feel lost when you have to face challenges. 

Sometimes you just have to die a little inside in order to be reborn and rise again as a stronger and wiser version of you.

Everything needs to be updated, so is your level of patience too .

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"The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your Life becomes.

Save only those memories which give twinkle in your eyes,

Not Wrinkles on your face. "

Ignorance is the best medicine given to people suffering from ego.
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Life is like a notebook, two pages are already written by God,

One is birth, the other is death, the Inbetween pages are left empty for us to fill ,


Now , it's upto us , What we fill. Fill it with love and belongingness.

Remember, make always your absence felt not the presence.
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People say one needs talent to perform anything,  but there are things which you need  zero talent  to  perform like, 
Being on time, work ethic, effort, body language, attitude,  passion, being coach able, doing extra, being prepared, 
If  you have one of these also you are talented. 
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Did you know, language is the dress of your thoughts. 

When you are about to talk to people, 
Wait, think and then proceed, 

Spend one third of your time to think what to talk in the next two third of the time. 

Create eagerness to hear from you. 
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Two simple
formulas of life;

Don't make any
close relation 
without full understanding...!

And don't break 
any close relation
with small misunderstanding...!

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People who change after change
will survive,

People who change with change will succeed &

People who cause the change will lead..!

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Do not tolerate disrespect,  not even from yourself. 

What you think about you is more important than what others think about you. 

Love thyself,  you deserve it. 
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Happiness comes when you believe in what your doing, know what your doing, and love what you are doing.

Believe in yourself and love what you do. 
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mall minds can't comprehend big spirits. 

To be great, you have to be willing to be mocked, hated  and misunderstood. 

Stay strong............. 
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The care and attention that you get from others is a gift of your own character. 

Give others the care and attention what you expect from them. 
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As long as you have your eyes on the goal you don't see obstacles. 

No sooner you take your eyes off you start seeing obstacles.

Think twice. Act wise.
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You are strong when you know your weakness. 

You are beautiful when you appreciate your classes, 

You are wise , when you learn from your mistakes. 

Now think are you strong,  beautiful or wise,  
Or all the three or none of them?
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Brave concept  is
"Do or Die".
Practical concept is
"Do before you Die"
&
Winner's concept is
"Don't Die, until you Do it". 
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Knowing others is ur Intelligence,_
but Managing others is ur real Strength.
Knowing Yourself is ur true Wisdom,
but Managing Urself is ur true Power.
Think fine. Always shine.!
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People may not believe what you say!
But,
They will always believe what you have done!
So prove your excellence.
Action speak better than words.
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Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplinary practices practised daily..

Failure is nothing more than a few small errors repeated daily..

Be careful what you choose, to repeat...
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"Beauty and colours always attract the eyes but,
Only a simple smile will catch the attention of the heart..
So always carry a smile on ur face.  
Always it improves your face value.
 Excellent day.
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The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.

And the best cure for the mind is "Never mind''.

We don't always
have to defend
ourselves with words.
Sometimes our
silence tells people that, we have better thoughts and a better mind.
Ignorance is the best medicine. 

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The intensity of jealousy determines and affects the success ratio,
More the intensity less the success.
Remember, 
Jealousy slowly destroys you physically and mentally,
It is slow poison,
Keep it away from you.
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"Good things come  to those who believe,

 Better things come to those who have patience,

And best things come to those who don't GIVE UP." 

Come what may, never give up.
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If the plan doesn't work change the plan but never the goal..!
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.... Achieve Success..!
 
Do not lower your goals to the height of your abilities ...
 Instead  heighten your abilities to the level of your goals ...

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The reason why most people today miss opportunities is because they doubt their beliefs and believe their doubts.
Believe in yourself not on your doubts.
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Don't feel low when someone doubts your calibre.
Just be proud of yourself.
Because people always doubt the GOLD for its purity, not the IRON .
And also feel great for being a centre of observation.
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Create your identity in such a way where people surely realise that ignoring or leaving you is only their loss.
Live with uniqueness and dignity.
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Walking with confidence
is far better than
running with confusion.

If you spend more time preparing,
You will spend less time
repairing.

Follow the tailor and the carpenter, measure twice,  cut once.
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You are never alone in awareness,
You are with the most powerful person on earth.

You!!!!!!
Get connected.
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Every Tear is a 
sign of Commitment ....
Every Silence is a sign of Compromise....
Every Smile is a sign of Attachment....
Every Message is a
value of Remembrance....
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Strangers can become friends,
Just as quickly best friends can become strangers.
It is a matter of fact that relations hold good only with understanding.
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Working for success will make u a master
but working for satisfaction will make u a legend.

Have  two aims.
First - achieve what you want, and  second - enjoy what you have achieved.  Very few can put second aim in action...
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Respect the Emotions in someone's heart,
Rather than the Expressions on someone's face.

Bcoz, 
Expression is just a formality.
But Emotions are reality...!!
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It is never about me being right and you being wrong. 
It is always about listening with respect to each others opinion ! " 
Respect is never a one way traffic,
It is a give n take policy,
Give the same to others what you expect from them.
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It is never about me being right and you being wrong. 
It is always about listening with respect to each others opinion ! " 
Respect is never a one way traffic,
It is a give n take policy,
Give the same to others what you expect from them.
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Self discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts.
 If you can't control what you think,
 You can't control what you do".

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When someone is rude, do not listen.
When someone is unkind, walk away.
When someone tries to put you down, be firm.
Don't let someone's bad behaviour destroy your inner peace.
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Anger* comes alone.., But it blocks our *mind* and spoils the *relations*.
Similarly
*Patience* too comes alone.., But it releases the *Tension* and creates *Good Relations*.

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Make people feel let you sleep,
Make them realise, that when you are awake you will shake mountains.
Mastering others is strength,
Mastering oneself is true power.
Ignite the power within....
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We are like pencils,
The best part of us is inside.
We make mark when we touch others lives,
When we make mistakes, we are erased.
But we get better as we are sharpened.
Be ready to get sharpened
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Relations cannot be understood by the language of money... Because
Some investments never give profit but they still make us rich.
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After failing to climb everest, 
the reply of a Great man...,
"I will come again and conquer you because as a mountain you can not  grow, but as a human I can...!!"
Carry this attitude, you will definitely grow.
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If you are humble nothing will touch you, neither praise nor disgrace, because you know what you are.
Don't wait for others to certify you,
You are a better judge to certify yourself.
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When we are wrong and we surrender, it means we are honest.

When we are in doubt and we surrender, it means we are wise.

But, when we are right and we surrender, it is we value relations.

Do not underestimate when they surrender and feel they are weak,
 it takes lot of courage and humbleness to be down to earth.
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Never say you have failed                        
untill you have made
the last attempt...
and
Never say it's your 
last attempt untill 
you are successful.
Resilience is the way of life for a winner!
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You are going to get what you have been asking for,
Don't overthink how it will happen that creates resistance,
Just believe it will happen.
Be cautious about what you ask for.
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When you feel like quitting, think about why you started.

Remember, opportunities are always found amidst difficulties.

And they are not lost, they are taken away by those who are ready.

Be always ready to grab one ....
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Pain of the mind is worse than the pain of the body.
The worst thing about pain is it demands you to feel.
You will know your inner strength only when someone hurts you deeply.
Listen to music, when it hits you,
You will feel no pain.
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Happiness always looks small if you hold it in your hands.

But when you learn to share it, you will realise how big and precious it is ...

Share, care and love are the three wealth, that makes the giver wealthier than the receiver.
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Don't get attracted to people who have achieved great heights.    
Love those who hold you 
when you fall from the heights.    
_A loyal one is better than royal one._
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A person who  has anger doesn't require an enemy.
A person who has knowledge doesn't require wealth.
A person who has kindness doesn't require protection.

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If you want to maintain a good relation with people,
Always believe in what you know about them, Not what you heard about them.
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Keep yourself busy with something or the other because..
A Busy Person never has time to be unhappy... Cherish life.
Spread happiness..
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We never know which step of ours will bring a twist in our lives,
So keep on walking,
Happiness comes when it is most unexpected
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"Changing the face can change nothing ..but facing the change can change everything."Be ready to face the change..

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Life can be happier and stress free if we remember one simple thought...... "we can't have all that we desire, but time will give us all that we deserve"....
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People often make two mistakes in their search of inner peace.. focusing on things they cannot change, and ignoring things they can change."
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The audience sees a joker as a joker.
But the joker sees himself as a performer.
No matter what others think, 
it is your life .
Go on with Confidence.
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You are strong when you know your weakness.

 You are beautiful
when you appreciate your flaws.

You are wise when you 
learn from your mistakes.

Do not feel offended when someone corrects you,

Accepting corrections with a smile is a sure sign of internal growth.
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Whenever you are not feeling well without any reason..
Spend time with someone special in your life..
Because sometimes you don't need medicines..
You just need the best times of life..!
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Being a leader is an attitude, not a designation or a destination.
True leaders create leaders not followers.
Be a true leader.
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Sometimes 
problems don’t require 
a solution to solve them; 
instead they require 
maturity to outgrow them...
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One half of our heart always knows that some wishes would never come true,

Still the second half waits for the magic and miracles to happen !!.....

And that is called hope.
Never loose it, come what may......

Hope is the only one that keeps life going.
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Success is a tasty dish.

Patience, intelligence, 
knowledge and experience are its ingredients.

But hard
work is that little salt that makes it delicious. 
Be loyal & u will be treated royal. !!!!!
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It is not the strongest species that survive nor the most intelligent.

It is the one who always is responsive to change.

Life becomes easier when you accept the apology you never got.

Learn to forgive....
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World would be a better place to live in, if people around us only could understand,

We are in competence with none, we are only fighting with our own demons everyday.

Spread the atmosphere of love and compassion rather than filling hatredness and jealousy in the air.

Love thy neighbour as you love thyself.
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We appreciate things only twice in life,

Once, before you achieve it,
Second, after you loose it.

Don't loose anything in life without appreciating its presence , just because you could achieve it easily.

Preserve all memories....
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How to keep deleting bad thoughts and be happy


Sometimes we use our mind just like a street dump yard . We keep loading it with so many stuffs which may not be useful at all in future,  gradually causes its decline , indirectly leads to other diseases - leading to weakening our body. The dust and dirt thoughts or feelings inside represent its own disease . Strangely many people unknowingly , invite problems and suffer.

It is every essential to discover and search at times such dirt thoughts of Anger , Jealous , Impatience , Revenge , Depression etc & clean from our mind. By doing it ,  mind's strength will be retained just like a new light entering into home after a neat brush of dust outside the house. We get new light , new energy , new air which brings in new happiness and enthusiasm. But how is it possible to empty the mind ? 



Just like we take bath once or twice daily to keep our external body safe and clean , even our mind should be observed and brought in control which is not an easy task. Some people doesn't even have the practice to introspect , while some doesn't know how to introspect , but still they  don't accept that their minds are disturbed.

Everyday in the morning and at evening spare 5 to 10 minutes for introspecting your mind. Start practicing seeing inside your minds which is for your benefit .  After a fresh bath , sit & relax on your favorite position , close your eyes , imagine that no external sound /voice may intervene you , inhale a deep breath and exhale slowly.

Take a deep inhale and exhale 3 times , inhale the fresh oxygen inside , store it inside for few seconds and exhale slowly through your mouth. Imagine , you are leaving out all contamination from your body while you are exhaling.  Imagine the fresh air inhaled through your nose and the thrill of it spreading inside across your heart , stomach and all other body parts. After 2 or 3 seconds , slowly exhale out through your mouth . Imagine during exhale -  the tiredness , wicked emotions etc are going out of your body.  Again inhale & exhale - do this for 5 to 10 minutes which helps in emptying the mind.

Emptying the mind releases tension and provides patience.  Your body will find new strength from it , your eyes will be more brighter , your minds will get more room to accept new thoughts . Practice this at-least for 21 days and see how its brings in change to your life.

Just by practicing this technique for few days you will start noticing many problems in your body start getting solved , mind gets relaxed ,  memory power gets increased , mind starts moving towards more creative tasks and thoughts . By doing this daily , you can understand and take control of the magic inside you - your mind.

 Always one should not criticize self and feel low . One should be proud of self , should be able to console self , should love self , but should never get a feel of being superior to others , also should not give room to a feel of others as inferior compared to self , preserve the feeling of equality.  Such persons who has won  their mind will always find patience , Satisfaction , Wealth and Happiness forever.

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 87


Once An Old man was waiting for Train....
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 87
Boy : What's the Time ? Old man : Sorry. Boy : Time ? Old man : No!. Boy : Why ? Old man : If i tell you the time,you will ask me my name, my job,etc.Then both of us will be frank..May be you get seat beside me.U may go to same city..My daughter will come to receive me.She is beautiful, you both may fall in love then she might insist to marry you and I'm sorry I don't want a son in law who doesnt even have a watch !. Boy : Alalala mudka😔

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Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates ....Some weird answers....

*Q - Tell us about yourself ?*
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you!

*Q - Where do you see yourself in 5 years down the line ?*A - Asking stupid questions to new candidates.

*Q - What are your expectations ?*
A - Salary 🤑🤑🤑

*Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?*
A - Staying awake after lunch !!

*Q - Why do you want to join our company ?*
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your  company is closer to my home....

*Q - What attracts you to our company ?*
A - The receptionist !!

*Q - Why you left your previous job ?*
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!

*Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?*
A - Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!

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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? and
"Who does everything mother says?"
Five small voices replied in unison. "Okay daddy! You get the toy."
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ನಾನು ಅಹಂಕಾರದಿಂದ ಹೇಳಿದೆ 
ಎಷ್ಟು ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟಾದರೂ ಆ 
ಭೂಮಿ ನಾನು ಪಡೆಯುವೆ..

ಭೂಮಿ ನಯವಾಗಿ ಹೇಳಿತು 
ಯಾವ ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಡದೆ ನಿನ್ನನ್ನು
ನಾನು ಪಡೆಯುವೆ..

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Education Is Not A Name Of Any Degree Or Certificate 
That Can Be Shown To Others As Proof..
BUT
Education Is The Reflection Of Our _Attitude, Actions, Language, Behaviour_ & Personality With Others In Real Life.

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The best cure for the Body is a Quiet Mind.........
And the best cure for the Mind is .......... "Never Mind''
Always look for What's Wrong before looking Who's Wrong!!

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What is Kaliyug and what will happen during Kaliyug ?

-asked The four Pandavas 
(except Yudhishthira who was not present) 


Krishna smiled and said "let me demonstrate you the situation of Kaliyug"

 He took a bow and four arrows and shot them in four directions, and ordered the four Pandavas to bring them back.

Each of the four Pandavas went in four different directions to search for the arrows.

Arjuna- when he picked the arrow, he heard a very sweet voice.. he turned back and saw a cuckoo was singing bhajans in very spellbinding voice but was also eating flesh of a live rabbit which was in great pain.

 Arjuna was very surprised to see such a gory act by such a divine bird ...he left the place immediately.



Bhima picked the arrow from a place where five wells were situated, the four wells were surrounding a single well. 

The four wells were overflowing with very sweet water as if they were not able to hold water and surprisingly the well in the middle of these four overflowing wells was completely empty.

 Bhima was also puzzled at this sight.



Nakula was returning to the place after picking up the arrow he stopped at a place where a cow was about to give birth.

 After giving birth the cow started licking the calf but continued to lick it even after the calf was clean, with great difficulty people were able to separate them and by that time the calf was injured badly. 

Nakula was puzzled by the behavior of such calm animal.


Sahdev picked an arrow which fell near a mountain and saw a big boulder falling, the boulder was crushing the rocks and big trees on his way down, but the same boulder was stopped by a small plant.

Sahdev was also amazed at this sight.

All the Pandavas asked the meaning of these incidents from Krishna who smiled and started explaining-
" In Kaliyug the priests will have very sweet voice and will also have great knowledge but they will exploit devotees the same way cuckoo was doing with rabbit. 

In Kaliyug poor will live among rich, those rich will have enormous amount of wealth which will actually overflow but they will not offer a single penny to the poor same as the four well didn't had a single drop of water for the empty well. 


In Kaliyug parents will love their children so much that their love will actually spoil them and will destroy their lives similar to the love shown by cow to her newborn calf.


In Kaliyug people will fall in terms of character like the boulder from the mountain and they will not be stopped by anyone at the end only the name of God will be able to hold them from doom like the little plant held the boulder from further fall.


That's the explanation of Kaliyug from Lord Krishna to Pandavas...

Let's try to understand the meaning...

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 86

*Types of Ladies*

Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 86
1. *HARD DISK lady*: Remembers everything forever. 2. *RAM lady*: Forgets about you the moment you leave. 3. *SCREENSAVER lady*: Just for looking. 4. *INTERNET lady*: Difficult to access. 5. *SERVER lady*: Always busy when needed 6. *MULTIMEDIA lady*: Looks beautiful but you can only look. 7. *VIRUS lady*: This type of lady is normally called *WIFE*, once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted. 😝😝

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ಪತ್ನಿ: - ನನ್ನ ಕೂದಲು ನೆರೆಯಾಗುತ್ತಿದೆ ..
.ವಾಟ್ ಶುಡ್ ಐ ಡು   ??
ಪತಿ: -ವೈ  ಡೋಂಟ್  ಯು  "ಡೈ" ??😜😜
A lady failed the driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question : "You are driving at 120mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you see a old man and a young man. What will you hit ?". The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit ????"






Examiner : *"The brakes!!!"*

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DOCTOR: why did you take your Medicine at 6 am yet I told you 9 am..?

PATIENT: I wanted to surprise the Bacteria..

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A ನಿದು ಪ್ರಪಂಚದಲ್ಲಿ
B ಹೇವಿಯರ್ ಸರಿಯಿಲ್ಲ
C ರಿವಂತರಿಗೆ ಸೆನ್ಸ್ ಯಿಲ್ಲ
D ಗ್ರೀ ಮಾಡಿದರೂ ಪ್ರಯೋಜನವಿಲ್ಲ
E ngineering ಮಾಡೋನಾಂದ್ರೆ
F uture ಇಲ್ಲ
G ವನದಲ್ಲಿ ಜಿಗುಪ್ಸೆಯಾಗಿದೆ
H ಆಗಿರುವ ಜನಸಂಖ್ಯೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
I ಯೋ ಅನ್ನೋರಿಲ್ಲ
J ail ಗೆ ಹೋಗೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
K D ಗಳ ಸಾಮ್ರಾಜ್ಯ
L ಹೋದ್ರು ಬೇಜಾರು
M oney ಇಲ್ಲ ಅಂದ್ರೆ
N ನ್ನಂತವರಿಗೆ ಜಾಗವಿಲ್ಲ
O ಬ್ಬನೆ ಇರೋಣಂದ್ರೆ ಬೇಜಾರ್
P icture ಗೆ ಹೋಗಾಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
Q ನಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಲ್ಕಕ್ಕಾಗಲ್ಲ
R ಮಿಗೆ ಸೇರೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
S ಕೇಪ್ ಅಗೋಕಾಗಲ್ಲ
T V ನೋಡೋಣಾಂದ್ರೆ
U seless ಅಂತಾರೆ
V ಚಿತ್ರವಾದ
W orld ನಲ್ಲಿ
X ಪಿರಿಯೆನ್ಸಯಿಲ್ಲ
Y man?ಅನ್ನೊರಿಲ್ಲ
Z oo ನಲ್ಲಿರುವ ಪ್ರಾಣಿಯಂತಿರುವ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ...........?

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Never make  women cry...There is nothing more expensive than a female tear💧 When a single drop  comes out, it first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (Rs.650)&👀 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)...😝Then when it rolls down the cheek,😥 it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)...😱 😊& finally when it touches the lips,👄 it gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.850)...💄 This means that a single drop is ruining  Rs.6000.....
Pls don't make them cry....😂😈😄 Issued in public interest & especially married guys..😜

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A Construction Supervisor from 16th Floor of a Building was calling a Worker on Ground Floor.

Because of noise
the Worker
did not hear his Call.

To draw Attention,
the Supervisor threw a 10 Rupee Note
in Front of Worker.

He picked up the Note, put it in His Pocket &
Continued to Work.

Again to Draw Attention the Supervisor threw 500 Rupee Note & the Worker did the same,

Now the Supervisor picked a small Stone & threw on the Worker.

The Stone hit the Worker.

This time the Worker looked Up &
the Supervisor Communicated with Him.
.
.
This Story is same as to our 'LIFE'...

God wants to Communicate with Us,
but We are Busy doing our Worldly Jobs.

Then, he gives Us Small Gifts & Big Gifts......
We just keep them without looking from Where We Got it.
We are the Same.
Just keeping the gifts
without Thanking him, 
We just say
We are LUCKY.

And when we are Hit with a Small Stone, which We call PROBLEMS,
then only We look Up & Communicate with him.
Thats why it is said. .....
He gives, gives and forgives 
And
We get, get and forget.......

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We all love Sardar jokes. My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During the last vacation, few friends came to Delhi . They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man. But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed..

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said, ''Sons, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city !!!"

My friend continued, "That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere."

👻MORAL:
The secret behind their universal success is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, run a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, ... but he will never beg on the streets 

Because Sikhs contribute: 

* 33% of total income tax
* 67% of total charities
* 45% of Indian Army 
* 59,000++ Gurudwaras serve LANGAR to 6,000,000+ people everyday! 
& 
All this when THEY make only 1.4% of the total INDIAN POPULATION.

And they don't ask for reservation.

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This story is about a person working with a freezer plant.
It was almost the day end. Everyone had packed up to check out.
A technical snag developed in the plant and he went to check.
By the time he finished it was late. The doors were sealed and the lights were off.
Trapped inside the ice plant for the night without air and light, an icy grave was almost sure for him.
Hours passed thus. Suddenly he found someone opening the door.
Was it a miracle?
The security guard entered there with a torch and helped him to come out.
On the way back the person asked the security guard, “How did you know that I was inside? Who informed you?” the guard said, “No one sir; this unit has about 50 people. But you are the only one who says Hello to me in the morning and Bye in the evening.
You had reported in morning. But did not go out. That made me suspicious.”
He never knew a small gesture of greeting someone would prove to be a lifesaver for him.
You never know - it may work a miracle in your life too.

*Education is not a degree or certificate that can be shown to others as proof. It is our attitude, actions, language and behaviour with others in real life*

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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 85

ತಿಮ್ಮ: ನಾನು ತೆಂಗಿನಮರ ಹತ್ತಿ ನೋಡಿದರೆ ಇಂಜೀನಿಯರಿಂಗ್ ಕಾಲೇಜ ಹುಡುಗಿಯರು ಕಾಣತಾರೆ ಗೋತ್ತಾ.
ಗುಂಡ: ಹತ್ತಿದ ಮೇಲೆ ಕೈ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ನೋಡು ಮೆಡಿಕಲ್ ಕಾಲೇಜ ಹುಡುಗಿಯರು ಕಾಣತ್ತಾರೆ.
Jokes , Fun , Haasya , Humor , Quotes , Greetings - Part 85
😄😄😜 ಬ್ರಾಹ್ಮಣರ ಇಡ್ಲಿ ಹೋಟೆಲ್'ಗೆ ಶತಾವಧಾನಿ ಗಣೇಶ ಅವರು ಉಪಾಹಾರಕ್ಕೆ ಹೋಗಿದ್ದರು. ಮಾಣಿ ಪ್ರತ್ಯಕ್ಷನಾದ. ಅವನಿಗೆ ಇವರ ಮುಖ ಪರಿಚಯ ಇತ್ತು. 'ಸ್ವಾಮಿ, ನೀವು ಶತಾವಧಾನಿಗಳು. ಅಲ್ದಾ?' ಹೌದೆಂದರು ಗಣೇಶ್. ಸಂಭಾಷಣೆ ಹೀಗೆ ಮುಂದುವರೆಯಿತು. 'ನಾನೊಂದು ಸಮಸ್ಯೆ ಕೊಡುತ್ತೇನೆ ಉತ್ರ ಕೊಡಿ, 'ಹೇಳಪ್ಪ 'ಒಂದು ಪದ್ಯ ಮಾಡಿ. ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ನಾನು ಹೇಳೋ ಐಟಮ್ ಅಷ್ಟೂ ಇರ್ಬೇಕು. ಅದೇ ಸರದಿಯಲ್ಲೂ ಬರಬೇಕು 'ಹೇಳಿ'. 'ಸಾಂಬಾರು, ಚಟ್ನಿ, ವಡೆ, ಇಡ್ಲಿ'. ಮಾಣಿಯ ಮುಖದಲ್ಲಿ ಗೆದ್ದ ನಗು. ಶತಾವಧಾನಿಗಳು ಅರ್ಧ ನಿಮಿಷ ಕಣ್ಣುಮುಚ್ಚಿ ಯೋಚಿಸಿ, ಗಂಟಲು ಸರಿಪಡಿಸಿಕೊಂಡು ಮಾತು ಶುರು ಮಾಡಿದರು: 'ಹೇ, ಸಾಂಬಾ, ರುದ್ರಾ! ಚಟ ಚಟ್ ನಿಟಿಲಾಕ್ಷಾ! ಜಗದೆಲ್ಲೆಡೆ ನೀನಿರುವಡೆ, ನಾ ಕಾಲೆಲ್ಲಿಡ್ಲಿ?' ಸುಸ್ತಾದ ಮಾಣಿ 'ನಿಮಗೆ ಒಂದು ಪೆಷಲ್ ಕಾಪಿ ಅಂತ ಓಡಿದ!

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What does it mean to be educated?
Those who are not spoiled by their successes,who do do not desert their true selves,but hold their ground steadfastly as wise and sober minded men,rejoicing no more in the good things that have come to them through chance than in those which through their own nature and intelligence are theirs since birth - Socrates(470-399B.C.)

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_BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE:_*
😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

        🔺Birth is your
          *Opening Stock*.
                  
🔺What comes to you is
                  *Credit.*
                  
🔺What goes from you is
                   *Debit.*

       🔺Death is your
            *Closing Stock.*

🔺Your ideas are your
               *Assets.*

🔺Your views are your
              *Liabilities.*

🔺Your happiness is your
                   *Profit.*

🔺Your sorrow is your
                  *Loss.*

   🔺Your soul is your
               *Goodwill*.

🔺Your heart is your fixed
                   *Assets*.

🔺Your duties are your
   *outstanding Expenses.*

🔺Your friendship is your
        *hidden Adjustment.*

🔺Your character is your
                  *Capital.*

🔺Your knowledge is your
               *Investment*.

🔺Your patience is your
            *Bank Balance*.

🔺Your thinking is your
         *current Account*.

🔺Your behaviour is your
              *journal Entry*.

🔺Bad things is your
          *Depreciation*.

Have a nice balance sheet.

      Always Remember
              *😍GOD😍*
                  *is your*
            *😊Auditor😊*
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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*Kaizen Story: Tiger in the Toilet*

Once a stranded Tiger entered the washroom in a Corporate Office and hid in a dark corner. Since there were people outside the washroom through the day, the Tiger was afraid to come out.

Many people frequented the washroom, but the frightened Tiger didn’t touch anyone. However, after four days it couldn’t bear hunger anymore, so it caught a man who had come in, and ate him. 

This man happened to be an Assistant General Manager in the organization, but nobody noticed his disappearance. 

Since nothing untoward happened, the Tiger became bolder and after two days caught another man and ate him. 

This man was the General Manager of the organization. 

Still, nobody worried over his disappearance (Some people even happy that he was not seen in the office).

Next day, the Tiger caught the Vice President who was a terror in the organization. 

Again nothing happened. The Tiger was very happy and decided that this was the perfect place for him to live. 

The very next day the happy Tiger caught a man who had entered the washroom while balancing a tray of teacups in one hand. 

The frightened man fell unconscious. Within fifteen minutes a huge hue and cry ensued, and everyone in the office started looking for the man. The search team reached the washroom, flushed out the Tiger and saved the unconscious man. He was the tea boy in the office.

*Moral of the Story*

It is not the position, but our usefulness to others that makes us lovable and respectable. If your subordinates are happy in your absence that means your not a perfect leader.

Acknowledgement: From the book *Tiger in the Toilet*

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ಓದಿ ಆಲೋಚಿಸಿ... 

ಐಸಿಯುನಲ್ಲಿ ಇದ್ದವನ ರಾಶಿ ಫಲ ನೋಡಿದಾಗ ಅದರಲ್ಲಿ ಹೀಗಿತ್ತು.

ಇಂದು ನಿಮಗೆ ಶುಭದಿನ, ದೂರದ ಪ್ರಯಾಣ, ಕಡಿಮೆ ಖರ್ಚು, ಹಳೆಯ ಬಂಧುಗಳನ್ನು ಸಂಧಿಸುವಿರಿ, ಪ್ರಯಾಣಕ್ಕೆ ಯಾವುದೇ ಅಡೆತಡೆ ಇರುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.


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