SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 19

Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi?

Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi
Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna....."

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 19============================================

शादी में दुल्हन का x-boyfriend भी आया था

दुल्हन का बाप:''आप कौन है.?

Boy :''जी मै सेमिफ़ाईनल में बाहर हो गया था फाइनल देखने आया हूँ

An Indian Software Engineer died at 45 n went to heaven..

He asked god why he was dead at such an early age..
God replied:

"Son according to the billable hours u filled in your time sheets u should be 92 by now "

Mom : Beta , Kya kar rahe ho
Beta : Pad raha hoon
Mom : Good . kya pad rahe ho
Beta : Apke hone wali bahu ki messages


Arz kiya hai...
Koi wada na kar..
koi irada na kar,
Kaam kar kar k khud ko aadha na kar..,
Wo dega utna hi jitna uska mood hai..,
Apni Organization se umeed
zyada na kar..


Hubby: Call Ambulance, fast! I'm having a heart attack....
Wife took his mobile "Quick !! Tell me the password !! "
Hubby: Its okay, I'm feeling better now!!


One of the BEST msg I have come across:Worth reading-

A group of friends visited their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned to complaints about

'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life.

Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups !!!

(Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones......)

When all of them had a Cup in Hand,

the professor said:-

"If you noticed-

all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up,

leaving behind the ordinary ones !!

Everyone of you wanted the Best CUPS,


that is the source of your STRESS & TENSION !!

What you really wanted was

"Coffee", not the "Cup" !

But you still went for the Best Cup.

If Life is Coffee ;

Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc. are the Cups !!!

They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life.

Please Don't Let the CUPS Drive you !!

Enjoy the COFFEE ......!!!
What is life ?
They say its from B to D...from Birthday to Death..But what's between B and D?
Its a  " C "  Choice ...
Our life is a matter of choices...
Live well and it will never go wrong....


Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco.

Mensa, is an international organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.

Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.

How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly -- this was a job for Mensa minds.

The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.

They then called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker"

But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted & said.

"Oh -- sorry about that."

She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

For most of the problems there are simple solutions but it is our “Brilliant” minds that complicate every simple solution. Take a relook at life, you will find non issues mostly! And wherever there are issues there will be easy solutions.


A Girl ran away from home with her Boy friend.
 whole family was Depresed when Suddenly She came back after 3 Days.

 Dad: just get out!!!.  Don't say anything

 Mom: already you killed us. Now why you came here.

 Brother: why are you irritating us.  Just get out

 Everyone just melted listening to her reply.

 Girl:   " i want Nokia charger ( chotta wala pin).."

 Moral: Nokia will give three days battery backup !

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