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SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 30



Wife:  Dear..do you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me...for the first time..

SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 30
Husband: No..I don't remember..

Wife: see..u don't love me at all..

Husband: its not like that honey..
A person giving up his life  on the railway track will not be checking whether it is shatabdi or Rajadhani .

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Few bites on power disconnection and load shedding in bangalore !!

Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. Seeing this, KEB has decided to have a tagline called "Connecting people by disconnecting power" !!!!!!!!!!!

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An Old man has 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.

Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:

"Colour it!" 

LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself a Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Chocolates

Cake

Why?

B'Coz

STRESSED in reverse Spelling

DESSERTS !!!

Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Boring Company..

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I

Go for High Ideas .

J K L M

Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. 

T U V

Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z

We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life


If   you   see   the   moon ..... You   see    the    beauty    of    God .....  
If    you   see    the   Sun ..... You   see    the    power   of    God .....   And ....   
If   you   see   the   Mirror. You   see     the    best    Creation of   GOD .

So    Believe   in    YOURSELF.

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

..9-glass drinking water.
..8-hrs sound sleep.
..7-wonders tour with family.
..6-six digit income.
..5-days work a week
..4-wheeler.
..3-bedroom flat
..2-cute children.
..1-sweetheart.
..0-tension!

if u like pls send to all people who are important to you..

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